Novelty Petition

Rock Your Socks

740 out of 750 signatures 98%

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Make Llamas great again!

706 out of 750 signatures 94%

by Llama Llama 8 years ago

Send Paris to Jail!

652 out of 750 signatures 86%

by Anonymous 19 years ago

Send BTS Army to Afghanistan

375 out of 500 signatures 75%

by Rowan Takahashi 4 years ago

Make Masturbation a Sport

365 out of 500 signatures 73%

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Make Up In Da Club By T.J. "TheAmazingAtheist" Kirk the U.S. National Anthem

337 out of 500 signatures 67%

by Daghlas Al-Ashqar 12 years ago

Help Declare April 4th "International Talk Like Batman Day"

237 out of 250 signatures 94%

by Anonymous 13 years ago

replace entire wind section with kazoos

230 out of 250 signatures 92%

by Classical Crap 9 years ago

Petition to get a new color added on to the rainbow

225 out of 250 signatures 90%

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Roar No More

221 out of 250 signatures 88%

by John Friskney 9 years ago

I HATE MONDAYS

200 out of 250 signatures 80%

by Anonymous 19 years ago

Change the limited word \"syrup\" to \"Wishing sauce\"

160 out of 250 signatures 64%

by Anonymous 23 years ago

Cover our clucking tushies

158 out of 250 signatures 63%

by Cupcakes Girlfriend 12 years ago

MAKE LIL PUMP - GUCCI GANG THE UNITED STATES NATIONAL ANTHEM

152 out of 250 signatures 60%

by Tyler Smith 8 years ago

Matt Lepley

142 out of 250 signatures 56%

by Anonymous 20 years ago

Say Domi-NO to small pots of garlic & herb dip. We want BARRELS.

131 out of 250 signatures 52%

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Natural Blonde Day

116 out of 250 signatures 46%

by Maria Lucungo 13 years ago

Mr.Rigik shaves beard

106 out of 250 signatures 42%

by Albert Koroma 5 years ago

Ban Garfield from existence

105 out of 250 signatures 42%

by John Arbuckle 7 years ago