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Novelty Petition

81 petitions
13k signatures
+2 in last 2 weeks
muffin emoji!!

muffin emoji!!

13 out of 50 signatures 26%
by Aislinn Weddle 10 years ago
Fire Alarm Rights

Fire Alarm Rights

12 out of 50 signatures 24%
by T M 1 year ago
Send Seth Rogen to mars to check if it has air.

Send Seth Rogen to mars to check if it has air.

12 out of 50 signatures 24%
by Anonymous 14 years ago
Give The Rabbit His Cereal: Trix Rabbit Deserves Cereal

Give The Rabbit His Cereal: Trix Rabbit Deserves Cereal

12 out of 50 signatures 24%
by Anonymous 14 years ago
the name of a tortiose foot should be called the hoof

the name of a tortiose foot should be called the hoof

19 out of 50 signatures 38%
by Anonymous 2 days ago
Papa Francisco needs his whip back.

Papa Francisco needs his whip back.

10 out of 50 signatures 20%
by Jared Bates 10 years ago
Petition to change the plural of moose to meesie's

Petition to change the plural of moose to meesie's

9 out of 50 signatures 18%
by Jazz Zink 5 years ago
Save the Great British Back Garden Pub/Bomb Shelter

Save the Great British Back Garden Pub/Bomb Shelter

9 out of 50 signatures 18%
by STEVEN NEWBURY 10 years ago
THE OFFICIAL RENAMING OF “TAKING A SHIT” TO “DOING A BRENTON

THE OFFICIAL RENAMING OF “TAKING A SHIT” TO “DOING A BRENTON

14 out of 50 signatures 28%
by tim forsyth 1 day ago
Donald Trump Petition

Donald Trump Petition

8 out of 50 signatures 16%
by Fiery Magic 10 years ago
February 24th Should Be Known As Team Shuster Day

February 24th Should Be Known As Team Shuster Day

7 out of 50 signatures 14%
by Palmetto Curling Club 8 years ago
It's time for Paris to give a dinosaur a home

It's time for Paris to give a dinosaur a home

7 out of 50 signatures 14%
by Emily Dilling 11 years ago

✰THE CATS REPUBLIC OF CHONKISTAN ✰

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by PM Chonkistan 3 months ago
International French Fry Day should be on the second FRIDAY in July so it's ALWAYS on a FRIDAY... NOT July 13th every year!

International French Fry Day should be on the second FRIDAY in July so it's…

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by Massive Wieners and The Voiceless Fries of the World! 7 years ago

Toilets vs Guns

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by Patrick Chaney 8 years ago
Save The Jelly Orphans

Save The Jelly Orphans

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by Blossom S 9 years ago

To name the next Hurricane "Hurricane Shia LeBeouf"

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by Anonymous 13 years ago

Skeleton Athletes Should Be Called 'Skeletors'

6 out of 50 signatures 12%
by Anonymous 16 years ago

Change the "Funny Bone" to "XD Nerve"

5 out of 50 signatures 10%
by Connor Williams 9 years ago

Trump's Weave

5 out of 50 signatures 10%
by Cheyanne Marie 9 years ago