Make Up In Da Club By T.J. "TheAmazingAtheist" Kirk the U.S. National Anthem
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Reached 250 supporters
June 6, 2014
June 5, 2014
Getting close to 250 signatures. Keep pushing so we can build some real momentum.
Reached 100 supporters
May 12, 2014
44 Comments
As we near the end of day 1 we fall short of our goal by a measly 24,930 signatures. Fear not my fellow patriots! For the revolution has only begun. I have learned we have achieved amazing support for our petition. The president of the united states has even signed. In fact he was so excited to sign that he misspelled his own name. Not only did Barach Obama sign this holy all-American document but so has both God and Jesus. Clearly victory is within an arm's reach.
It's about time the U.S. updated its song. The Star Spangled Banner is so anachronistic, we need a more contemporary tune, and I think TJ Kirk should be our guy.
WE NEED THIS!!! THIS DESCRIBES US MURICAN PATRIOTS SO WELL!! THIS IS OUR ROOTS TO OUR PERSONALITIES! YES WE _______ STUPID!
Finally some real music for this country. The current one is just boring and old. TJ has the right vibe for the future of the USA.
FUCK YEAH, MURICA! JESUS, OUR LORD AND SLAVEMASTER.. SAVIOR, WILL HELP US ALL. REPENT MY FRIENDS, REPENT!
this song is the beautiful, pure art.
Please let this happe.
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Make Up In Da Club By T.J. "TheAmazingAtheist" Kirk the U.S. National Anthem
Updates
Reached 250 supporters
June 6, 2014
June 5, 2014
Getting close to 250 signatures. Keep pushing so we can build some real momentum.
Reached 100 supporters
May 12, 2014
44 Comments
i was tryin bout to sign it but where do I sign? I WANT MURRICA TO ONCE AGAIN BECOME A WHOLESOME NATION OF PATRIOTS. OUR ANTHEM HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY THE ILUMINATI AYRABS FUNDED BY HUSSEIN OBAMA. WE NEED A NEW ANTHEM MADE BY AMERICANS FOR AMERICAS FROM THE GRASS ROOTS UP. UNDER THIS GLORIOS NEW ANTHEM WE SHALL UNITE AND WELCOME THE REBIRTH OF BABY JESUS.
As we near the end of day 1 we fall short of our goal by a measly 24,930 signatures. Fear not my fellow patriots! For the revolution has only begun. I have learned we have achieved amazing support for our petition. The president of the united states has even signed. In fact he was so excited to sign that he misspelled his own name. Not only did Barach Obama sign this holy all-American document but so has both God and Jesus. Clearly victory is within an arm's reach.
It's about time the U.S. updated its song. The Star Spangled Banner is so anachronistic, we need a more contemporary tune, and I think TJ Kirk should be our guy.
WE NEED THIS!!! THIS DESCRIBES US MURICAN PATRIOTS SO WELL!! THIS IS OUR ROOTS TO OUR PERSONALITIES! YES WE _______ STUPID!
Finally some real music for this country. The current one is just boring and old. TJ has the right vibe for the future of the USA.
FUCK YEAH, MURICA! JESUS, OUR LORD AND SLAVEMASTER.. SAVIOR, WILL HELP US ALL. REPENT MY FRIENDS, REPENT!
this song is the beautiful, pure art.
Please let this happe.
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i was tryin bout to sign it but where do I sign? I WANT MURRICA TO ONCE AGAIN BECOME A WHOLESOME NATION OF PATRIOTS. OUR ANTHEM HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY THE ILUMINATI AYRABS FUNDED BY HUSSEIN OBAMA. WE NEED A NEW ANTHEM MADE BY AMERICANS FOR AMERICAS FROM THE GRASS ROOTS UP. UNDER THIS GLORIOS NEW ANTHEM WE SHALL UNITE AND WELCOME THE REBIRTH OF BABY JESUS.