For many, many, years Garfield has been terrorizing the locals of American by killing them for Lasagna. We MUST stop him at once before we run out of people and Lasagna in the USA!
Reasons for Petition:
1. In 2012 Garfield was caught shooting Odie with a Gun
2. Garfield hates everyone
3. Garfield tried to stab me since it was Monday
4. Fieldgar is bad
5. Yes
6. He gunned down some Gangsters in New Orleans with an M16
7. I hate lists
Updates
October 24, 2019
The momentum behind this effort is undeniable and the authorities can no longer pretend they do not see the carnage. Post the link to your Facebook feed right now and send a direct email to your local representative demanding Garfield be held accountable.
Reached 100 supporters
October 24, 2019
111 Comments
Oi Josuke! I just used Za Hando to delete Garfield from existence! now we can live a happy life! Isn't that W A C K Y?
its Jon'ns nibor from across the calle and he is terrorizing people on my soide now
he atk me at peace conference in nyc because i eat some lagana at the party then sense lagana all gone he kill eve one
I Need your help, Filledup Gar has escaped the rocket to send him to space and he killed jon arkukle
I just really hate Fieldgar because he ALWAYS steals my Lasagna and it has been happening to more and more people lately, even to Donald Trumpet, this needs to STOP!
Me and [Tusk] will eliminate Garf in a matter of seconds
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For many, many, years Garfield has been terrorizing the locals of American by killing them for Lasagna. We MUST stop him at once before we run out of people and Lasagna in the USA!
Reasons for Petition:
1. In 2012 Garfield was caught shooting Odie with a Gun
2. Garfield hates everyone
3. Garfield tried to stab me since it was Monday
4. Fieldgar is bad
5. Yes
6. He gunned down some Gangsters in New Orleans with an M16
7. I hate lists
Updates
October 24, 2019
The momentum behind this effort is undeniable and the authorities can no longer pretend they do not see the carnage. Post the link to your Facebook feed right now and send a direct email to your local representative demanding Garfield be held accountable.
Reached 100 supporters
October 24, 2019
111 Comments
I has seen the fieldgar in action and he has been a mean to tings in his path. I want to kill him personally and if I die tell the fieldgar he sucks
Oi Josuke! I just used Za Hando to delete Garfield from existence! now we can live a happy life! Isn't that W A C K Y?
its Jon'ns nibor from across the calle and he is terrorizing people on my soide now
he atk me at peace conference in nyc because i eat some lagana at the party then sense lagana all gone he kill eve one
I Need your help, Filledup Gar has escaped the rocket to send him to space and he killed jon arkukle
I just really hate Fieldgar because he ALWAYS steals my Lasagna and it has been happening to more and more people lately, even to Donald Trumpet, this needs to STOP!
Me and [Tusk] will eliminate Garf in a matter of seconds
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I has seen the fieldgar in action and he has been a mean to tings in his path. I want to kill him personally and if I die tell the fieldgar he sucks