Update: Petition is now accepting reasons for disliking membean.

Membean has been plaguing our fine school for three long years. L.A. teachers say that we are not going to write five paragraph essays or letter essays after we get out of school, so they don’t make us do them. We are not going to do Membean when we graduate and go into the world by ourselves, so why are they making us do it now? The High School doesn’t even do this program, so why do we have to? We can speak the english language just fine and we don’t need a third party program to help us. This document is not for us, but for future generations to come. We can help them to not be tortured by this infernal program. Please sign this petition to stop Membean once and for all.

- Will