Stop Membean

rancid, thats the adjective for it

some questions have two makes sense answers. it sucks it torture students.

hi. my name is isabelle and this is my paragraph on why we should ban slavery(membean). i hope the reader will enjoy this not because it may appear humorous to them, but because they can relate. enjoy, and thank you. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. IT IS 2024 AND WE ARE TRAVELING BACK IN TIME. I THOUGHT WE BANNED SLAVERY. 45 MINUTES A WEEK OF LABOR AND TEARS IS ATROCIOUS. I'VE BANGED MY HEAD AGAINST MY KNEE COUNTLESS TIMES THAT LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING HEADACHES AND FEELING STRONG FATIGUE. now, i'm not alone. the amount of times i've heard from others that membean is one of the sole reasons they want to jump out of their house. kids have tried to cheat, lie, etc., on membean, i think that says enough. i am one of those people by the way. membean, please, if you're reading this. take mercy. i just want to make it to the age of 20. i don't want to end myself or have such thoughts at this age. you make me sad and unhappy and i'd rather not have that. i hope the reader has enjoyed not my rant, but my factual essay(not 5 paragraphs but it should be considered one). thank you and have a nice day. (unless you support acts of labor such as membean))

I hate it so much that i would sell my house just to get rid of it

This thing has indeed enslave our school for too long, there is no problem with old fashion books to learn from, robots are already taking over the world so why create this part of our school on membean? When this thing gives you over 400 words to learn you deserve to scream, when you have done 924 minutes, you run! We must stop this school and students from being enslaved!

remove it from these inslaved schools

deport membean

save the life of innocent students and do not create a tyranny that sucks the life out of the enslaved student with lots of injustice that we must stop in order to bring justice to the world without turning our brains into mush as it makes the physical world more and more horrifying as we die in pain with the minutes making the injustice grow and create the living devil inside our schools and the USA causing the lives of students to be lost due to brain overloading of membean please just SAVE THE STUDENTS -Liam

So true

Ha ha very funny

I'm going to build a wall and make membean pay for it

Membean Membean, memebean, why u gotta be so mean I try to do your practice but I can't stand the green My brain wants out but I risk a failed grade when I think I'm done my homework you just rain on my parade All the times I said no you still make me learn And you know what? When I'm released from your enslavement, it's your turn. I don't need no extended educational vocabulary cognitive skills My brain is already expended I'm armed and ready to kill So please go away, No students need you here Stop your tyrannical hold over the lives of eighth graders If you do, we'll all cheer. -Miles

Membean Has no memes So therefor it is bad The end

By Wang Train

Membean has 7 letters. 7 is a prime number. What else is prime? That's right, ribs. Humans have ribs. They protect the heart. The heart pumps blood through veins. Switch those letters around, you get vines. What are vines? 6 second videos, there's one of 3 6's. What letter does membean start with? That's right, m. What else starts with m? McDonald's. When was McDonald's founded? 1955, 1+9+5+5=20. 2+0=2. The second word of McDonald's main burger is Mac. Mac has 3 letters. 3x2=6, there's 6 number 2. Membeanis a combination of mem and bean. Bean starts with b. What famous person has a name that starts with b? Barney. Which color Barney you may ask? Barney is purple. You may think it's over there because purple has 6 letters, but it's much much deeper than that. What is purple a combo of? Blue and red. There is a poem with those colors(violets are blue, roses are red...), This poem talks about flowers. What's a type of flower? That's right, baking flour. You can use this flour to make cookies. Cookies have chocolate chips. Lays is a brand of chips. Lays is also just bags of air. What else are bags of air? Airbags. Cars have airbags There's a movie called cars made by pixar. Disney owns pixar. Disney also has Mickey MOuse, who has a pet names Pluto. Pluto is a planet, Uranus is also a planet. Uranus has 6 letters. Boom! 666, membean is illuminati confirmed

There was once a great evil raging through a land that was once prosperous and peaceful. People were stolen, killed, and lost all hope. No heroes arose, no kings resisted, and nobody had a chance. This evil... was called Membean. Membean lurked in the shadows, stealing unsuspecting sixth graders and forcing them to learn higher-level vocabulary! Two years later, these students are still enslaved to this vile being's conscious. They were made to work for hours each week, and were threatened with F's if they did not comply. They're self-esteem was destroyed, all hope was lost, and they all fell into a deathly trance of waking up, doing they're slave duties, and going to sleep. There was no longer a meaning for life. Many refused to eat, in attempts to escape from the desolate world through the gates of death. But even then, their weak attempts were futile. Food was forced down their throats, and fluids externally injected. Membean would not let anyone escape. The only people on the planet who could potentially stop Membean's reign... were the Teachers. But they refused. "It's educational", "Vocabulary is fun", and "You're just lazy" were they're motives. This gave Membean even more incentive, as it knew it was pleasing the teachers, who were blind to its real evil. Now everyone dreads their weekly hour of membean. Their hands turn to lead as they type in the URL for the website, and they are whipped if they refuse to press the "start practice" button (not really). Please, stop this tyranny. Petition now to stop membean. :'( Save the students.

I no kno y we has too dew membean. it is dumb, just like membean's mom. I contentious person(that mean very nice and good) but i say that membean=bad thing

Although Mrs. O'Neil made a speech about this program in language arts, I still believe that the questions aren't great, and it doesn't really teach me or anyone else that much. P.S. Why is the word shard on level 5???!!!???!!!

MEMBEAN SHOULD BE ANNIHILATED (#membeanword) STUDENTS HAVE RIGHTS!

Stop raising the goal.