Petition to Officially Rename “Taking a Shit” to “Doing a Brenton”
The premise
The humble act of visiting the toilet deserves a more fitting name. Henceforth, whenever a person needs to answer nature’s call, we propose that they simply say:
“I’m off to do a Brenton.” or even "I need a sloppy Brenton"
It’s concise. It’s memorable. It raises questions. Most importantly, it sounds like something or someone's behaviour that has somehow been officially recognised.