As the title suggests, we the undersigned, do hereby call for David Goss of Food Review UK fame to formally change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend,
This would enable Derren/David to still be called Gossy while also acknowledging both his mastery of the art of subliminal persuasion and his all-round legend status.
Please David (Derren), don't make the poor children of the world cry.
Your new name has found you, and you, Sir, have found your new name.
"It only takes one man to change the world. But before he can change the world he must first change himself (aka change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend)"
Gandhi
We believe in you, David/soon-to-be Derren, please don't let us down!!
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All of the downtrodden, disadvantaged and vulnerable people in the world who need something to believe in.
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This is literally the best thing I've ever seen and if I didn't sign id probably be endangering our future...
I approve this change. The change will unite the people and save squirrels.
If I didn't sign, I'd always regret what could have been.
This obviously has to happen.
Please!
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As the title suggests, we the undersigned, do hereby call for David Goss of Food Review UK fame to formally change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend,
This would enable Derren/David to still be called Gossy while also acknowledging both his mastery of the art of subliminal persuasion and his all-round legend status.
Please David (Derren), don't make the poor children of the world cry.
Your new name has found you, and you, Sir, have found your new name.
"It only takes one man to change the world. But before he can change the world he must first change himself (aka change his name to Derren Gossard McLegend)"
Gandhi
We believe in you, David/soon-to-be Derren, please don't let us down!!
signed
All of the downtrodden, disadvantaged and vulnerable people in the world who need something to believe in.
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honestly just do it dave. think of the brand potential. we are all waiting for the epic reveal
This is literally the best thing I've ever seen and if I didn't sign id probably be endangering our future...
I approve this change. The change will unite the people and save squirrels.
If I didn't sign, I'd always regret what could have been.
This obviously has to happen.
Please!
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honestly just do it dave. think of the brand potential. we are all waiting for the epic reveal