The Constitution of Chonkistan. Cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt.
We the People of Chonkistan, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Chonkistan.
CATS SHOULD BE FAT AND CHONKY THEY SHOULD NOT BE MALNOURISHED!!!
Sign this. For the cats. For the chonk. For Chonkistan.
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CHONKYSSSSS
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The Constitution of Chonkistan. Cool cool cool cool cool, no doubt no doubt.
We the People of Chonkistan, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Chonkistan.
CATS SHOULD BE FAT AND CHONKY THEY SHOULD NOT BE MALNOURISHED!!!
Sign this. For the cats. For the chonk. For Chonkistan.
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my fat tabby approves of this message. Give them all the treats.
CHONKISTAN ZINDABAD
CHONK THE CAT CAT THE CHONK
CHONKYSSSSS
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