We demand that Wake Forest University construct a statue to one of its most beloved alumni, Bret Raybould, class of 2014. Wake Forest currently has no Bret Raybould statues. Wake's community deserves--nay, needs--a place where it can honor his student legacy of a 3.0+ GPA and 15% attendance to Wake's Ultimate Frisbee team games. We refuse to rest until his name is immortalized on campus and, until this egregious error in campus culture is rectified, will hold non-to-accidentally violent protests across the world.