Americans, our national anthem is ancient and has recently been disrespected and disgraced by our OWN fellow Americans and sports idols. 48% of adults and 75% of children are unaware that the Star Spangled Banner is our national anthem, and that alone, is a problem. With the millennials soon coming into their primes and taking over America, I propose we change the national anthem. I'm proposing that the new national anthem of the United States be nonother than the highly respected 1999 smash hit triple platinum single: All Star by Smash Mouth. 98% of adults and children know the song lyrics by heart. This move will give American's a new life and really revitalize the American work force. This will undoubtably help the United States win gold medals in every Olympic event/any international competition. This will truly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Literally the greatest idea i have seen on the internet all week. somebody call the president
No mames
You're so extra with this
America needs this
Why arnt there more signatures on this!
Omg this is actually a thing
Yes finally a cause I can get behind!
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Americans, our national anthem is ancient and has recently been disrespected and disgraced by our OWN fellow Americans and sports idols. 48% of adults and 75% of children are unaware that the Star Spangled Banner is our national anthem, and that alone, is a problem. With the millennials soon coming into their primes and taking over America, I propose we change the national anthem. I'm proposing that the new national anthem of the United States be nonother than the highly respected 1999 smash hit triple platinum single: All Star by Smash Mouth. 98% of adults and children know the song lyrics by heart. This move will give American's a new life and really revitalize the American work force. This will undoubtably help the United States win gold medals in every Olympic event/any international competition. This will truly, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME. yes this is exactly what we need right now
Literally the greatest idea i have seen on the internet all week. somebody call the president
No mames
You're so extra with this
America needs this
Why arnt there more signatures on this!
Omg this is actually a thing
Yes finally a cause I can get behind!
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME. yes this is exactly what we need right now