We the undersigned appeal to CitiHub to release the exiled
James Halkyard from his captivity in Scandinavia.
His removal from Singapore has caused unprecedented hardship to friends, family
and numerous F&B outlets. It has been suggested to involve Singapore
Government diplomats due to the steep drop in GDP since his banishment to Northern
Europe.
We urge CitiHub to release James back to his natural habitat of Boat Quay as
soon as possible.
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James Halkyard has day release! We have it confirmed that James has been granted a period of day release! Further to President Tony Tan's state visit to London, temporary release has been granted! We look forward to the familiar call of "Dana" ringing out around Boat Quay in the very near future!
Hurry the fuck up Jimbo!
No Jimbo, no Jäger. Please bring him back to us!
that just the way it is... (sing it)
Come home to us Jim.
we miss you Jimbo
Bring him back.
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We the undersigned appeal to CitiHub to release the exiled
James Halkyard from his captivity in Scandinavia.
His removal from Singapore has caused unprecedented hardship to friends, family
and numerous F&B outlets. It has been suggested to involve Singapore
Government diplomats due to the steep drop in GDP since his banishment to Northern
Europe.
We urge CitiHub to release James back to his natural habitat of Boat Quay as
soon as possible.
9 Comments
My jäger consumption is down 350% and that is frankly unacceptable. Free the Citihub one!!
James Halkyard has day release! We have it confirmed that James has been granted a period of day release! Further to President Tony Tan's state visit to London, temporary release has been granted! We look forward to the familiar call of "Dana" ringing out around Boat Quay in the very near future!
Hurry the fuck up Jimbo!
No Jimbo, no Jäger. Please bring him back to us!
that just the way it is... (sing it)
Come home to us Jim.
we miss you Jimbo
Bring him back.
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My jäger consumption is down 350% and that is frankly unacceptable. Free the Citihub one!!