To the Esteemed Gatekeeper of Hernan's Freedom (aka, his Girlfriend),

We, the undersigned friends, acquaintances, and well-wishers of Hernan, humbly request a temporary release of said individual from his current domestic situation.

Hernan, a valued member of our social ecosystem, has been observed to be experiencing a severe lack of outdoor activity, spontaneous adventures, and general tomfoolery. We believe that a brief period of freedom would greatly benefit his mental health, social well-being, and overall zest for life.

We trust in your wisdom and compassion. Please, grant Hernan his temporary freedom!