For six (6) consecutive days, Sienna has been confined to the family home, surviving on nothing but snacks, Netflix, and the occasional glimpse of daylight through the front window. Reports indicate that she has begun talking to the dog, reorganising her room for the third time, and refreshing social media every 17 seconds in a desperate attempt to experience life indirectly through her friends.
This level of confinement may have been appropriate at first, but experts (her friends) agree that continued isolation poses serious risks, including:
● Excessive boredom.
● Loss of social skills.
● Randomly walking laps around the house with no destination.
● Saying “I’m so bored” approximately 47 times per hour.
● Developing an unhealthy emotional attachment to the fridge.
By signing this petition, you acknowledge that:
1. Sienna has suffered enough.
2. The punishment has successfully taught whatever lesson needed teaching (probably).
3. Society is ready to welcome her back.
4. Her friends miss her and require her presence for morale purposes.
5. Keeping her grounded any longer may violate the Geneva Convention (citation pending).
We respectfully request that Mum and Dad grant Sienna full parole with immediate effect, including permission to leave the house, see her friends, and touch grass.
Justice for Sienna. Free the People. End the Oppression.
Sign below to support her release.