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DAVE INSTALL POWER SUPPLY HOUSED IN TOILET!

DAVE INSTALL POWER SUPPLY HOUSED IN TOILET!

Closed — 31 supporters Verified

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greenus
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darren j.
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Helen
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Mish
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tweedboy
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Someone
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Kat
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Luke S.
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sparky d.
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Started by Anonymous 18 years ago
DAVE INSTALL POWER SUPPLY HOUSED IN TOILET (or D.I.P.S.H.I.T) Focuses on the urgent need for one David Ross Hayden to get up off his big fat lazy arse and install a 3 socketed powerpoint THAT WORKS! with an on and off button THAT ACTUALLY TURNS ON AND OFF! in the toilet of his brothers home ABOLUTLEY FREE OF CHARGE (which incorporates any form of bartering or legal tender) like he has been saying he has been going to do for the past 3 months as at the day off Sunday 14th September 2008 I urge all friends, family and associates of dave (and girls who hate having to use their electrical hair straighteners without the use of a bathroom and mirror or blokes who own electrical razors and cant shave without the sink)to sign this petition and together we can rise up like the underdogs we are and beatdown our common foe oppressing tyrant known as David Ross Hayden muahahahahahahaha and hopefully get him to install powerpoints in all our toilets today! We Need 100 Signatures To Make This Happen! Lets Show The Dipshit Daves Of The World That People Power Actually Works!!!

Updates

September 16, 2008

I checked the bathroom mirror again this morning and it is still just as useless as it was three months ago because David still has not touched those wires. The stories of frustration coming in from friends who are sick of shaving in the dark confirm that this is a household crisis we can no longer ignore.

September 16, 2008

Seeing this much momentum behind my frustration with Dave is honestly hilarious and deeply validating. It turns out I am not the only one tired of shaving in the dark because my brother refuses to lift a finger in his own home.

3 Comments

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jason Rodriguez
17 years ago Featured

total joke. three months for a powerpoint is a new record even for him.

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mark Murphy
17 years ago Featured

dave mate just do it already. seriously how hard is it to wire a socket? the man is pure lazy.

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sarah Wade
17 years ago Featured

honestly i am so sick of running to the kitchen just to straighten my hair. get it done dave!!!