We all know that the Sun Prairie school system is becoming a joke. So, why not follow suit by reinventing ourselves! Curt the Cardinal? How about Shandra the Squidoodaly? Captain Cardinal? How about Sheriff Squidoodaly? You think rival sports teams are afraid of a bunch of birds?! Imagine the fear rattling in their bones when the Squidoodaly Squad rolls up to the field. No one is afraid of Sun Prairie soccer. But who wouldn't be afraid of Squidoodalies FC? All we have to do is replace all the red in the building with ocean green and boomshakalaka, a completely new highschool experience for all of us. This would also help the school store sell awesome squid related merchandise. After all, who can really relate to a somewhat common little red bird. However, a squid?! Especially the ones of the giant variety. Those guys sink ships, take names, with no regrets.

Some may wonder, what is a Squidoodaly exactly? And anyone who has met tyler Kleutzman know exactly what a Squidoodaly is. Tyler is the embodiment of a Squidoodaly. But for those who don't know him, a Squidoodaly is the human equivalent of a squid. Which, after all, isn't that a pretty spot on definition of us?

So what do you say? Do you want to join the Squidoodaly revolution? Or will you be left in the dust? -This Petition was made by Connor Robertson.