As residents of Tuscany, we are extremely frustrated at Conquest Housing\'s insistence on preventing us from parking our bikes in the most convenient and safest location in the building -- the so-called \"retail parking.\" First question: who pays more to have the privilege of parking their bikes in Tuscany The resident that pays $800-$1500/monthly to live here Or the consumer of the $5 Burrito Bowl In order to comply with Conquest\'s unreasonable demands, we must careen down the steep slope into the underground parking garage, avoiding vehicles that fly towards us. According to one security guard (who will remain anonymous), there have been countless students who have crashed into the garage gate after attempting to follow Conquest\'s bike parking \"rules.\" Then, we must navigate our way into the