
To Get The Squatter out of the Deuchars Arms
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We the customers of the Deuchars Arms. Would like to invite the Smelly Squatting Smoggy Degenerate. To vacate the premises with immediate effect so the new tenants can fumigate the place so the customers can return, without having to endure the stench of you. We all wish to return to the pub and talk about you. So will you kindly do one



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