The undersigned persons, being employees of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas, in the great state of Texas, hereby petition our leaders to:

Enact a municipal bylaw limiting the number of personal "opinions" that Josh Conley may recklessly force upon the kind and respectful bar raisers of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas. As established and granted to us in The First Amendment, we do not seek to prohibit Josh Conley's freedom of speech. No, we simply ask that Mr. Conley's "opinions" and outburst of personal interpretation of subjective issues be limited to one per business day.

EACH PETITIONER by signing this petition certifies that he or she is an employee of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas.