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Enact a municipal bylaw limiting the number of personal "opinions" that Josh Conley may recklessly force upon the kind and respectful bar raisers of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas. As established and granted to us in The First Amendment, we do not seek to prohibit Josh Conley's freedom of speech. No, we simply ask that Mr. Conley's "opinions" and outburst of personal interpretation of subjective issues be limited to one per business day.
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Conley once interrupted me while I was performing a roundhouse kick to give me pointers on the correct form...
Always thought I was an asshole, till i met THIS guy!
I would like to apologize for creating Josh Conley... I really missed the mark
Who is Josh Conley?
"Simplicity is the key to brilliance...unless you're Josh Conley"
I feel very uncomfortable around him.
Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptble.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Enact a municipal bylaw limiting the number of personal "opinions" that Josh Conley may recklessly force upon the kind and respectful bar raisers of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas. As established and granted to us in The First Amendment, we do not seek to prohibit Josh Conley's freedom of speech. No, we simply ask that Mr. Conley's "opinions" and outburst of personal interpretation of subjective issues be limited to one per business day.
EACH PETITIONER by signing this petition certifies that he or she is an employee of DFW11 Amazon Local Dallas.
13 Comments
Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptable.
Conley once interrupted me while I was performing a roundhouse kick to give me pointers on the correct form...
Always thought I was an asshole, till i met THIS guy!
I would like to apologize for creating Josh Conley... I really missed the mark
Who is Josh Conley?
"Simplicity is the key to brilliance...unless you're Josh Conley"
I feel very uncomfortable around him.
Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptble.
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Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptable.