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The Conley Initiative

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THE DEVIL
11 years ago

Always thought I was an asshole, till i met THIS guy!

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God
11 years ago

I would like to apologize for creating Josh Conley... I really missed the mark

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George W. Bush
11 years ago

Who is Josh Conley?

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Bruce Lee
11 years ago

"Simplicity is the key to brilliance...unless you're Josh Conley"

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Kim jong Un
11 years ago

I feel very uncomfortable around him.

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D Quinn
11 years ago

Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptble.

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Chuck Norris
11 years ago Featured

Conley once interrupted me while I was performing a roundhouse kick to give me pointers on the correct form...

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Jose Tellez
11 years ago

Any guy who walks away from half a pecan porter shouldn't even be allowed to have one opinion per business day.

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Jeffrey Hamsauce
11 years ago

This is right up there with women's suffrage!

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John Connerton III
11 years ago

Anyone who can talk over John Leake needs to be stopped.

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John Leake
11 years ago

Long overdue. Glad to help.

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Abraham Lincoln
11 years ago

Hate this guy.

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D Quinn
11 years ago Featured

Normally I would not join the cavalcade of people ganging up on Mr Conley but I cannot let this pass simply for the fact that aforementioned individual, with no regard for the love we have for our beloved Diego the Deal Donkey, hung our poor mascot by the neck from our ceiling and allowed his lifeless body to sway in the gale force winds created by our out of control air conditioner. Up until that point I viewed Mr Conley much like the shit on my shoe as I walk in the park, a mere inconvenience easily scraped away but I love Diego and to punish him is to punish me and THAT is unacceptable.