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Mr. Whiskers for Badlands LSPD

Mr. Whiskers for Badlands LSPD

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Started by Corey Samples 8 years, 4 months ago

The city of Los Santos needs more solid police officers to help rid the streets of the massive crime problem we are seeing in our streets. Mr. Whiskers is ready to be the force of justice this city needs, and he vows to be a serious member of LSPD. His application was approved and he was accepted into the LSPD after a successful interview.

However, the city currently isn't allowing him to stay a cat and is forcing him to remove his feline head if he wants to work as a police officer. Unfortunately, this is incredibly undesirable and is preventing the LSPD from gaining an extremely valuable member to its ranks! Mr. Whiskers is a valued member of the community and people know that he takes this very serious. Just because he chooses to be a cat, he shouldn't be excluded from protecting and serving the citizens of Badlands because of a species choice that he can't control.

Please sign the petition to show the government that you accept and support the idea of Mr. Whiskers as a police officer as-is.

Thank you for your support!

Updates

March 24, 2018

The LSPD leadership continues to hide behind pathetic paperwork instead of admitting they need a real officer on the force. They are terrified of a cat who is more capable than their entire current roster and they think we will just go away if they stay silent. Keep the pressure on these bureaucrats until they stop forcing Mr. Whiskers to strip away who he really is.

March 24, 2018

The city officials are finally sweating because they see how many people demand Mr. Whiskers join the force in his full feline glory. They cannot keep ignoring us while he remains ready to clean up these streets.

32 Comments

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Kyle Smyth
8 years ago Featured

This is discrimination. Are we or are we not in 2018 where supposedly discrimination is a thing of the past. I figured a government branch of all things would know this. NO MORE SPECIESISM!!!

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Xander Nevsky
8 years ago Featured

He may need a bigger hat to accommodate his ears but surely you can make an exception for such an upstanding individual.

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Veronica Black
8 years ago Featured

I can personally attest the ability and seriousness of whiskers as a member of the law, and am willing to bet my whole reputation on his ability to maintain control of the situation and be serious in all levels of law enforcement! Let mr whiskers protect our streets as he is!

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Jose Espinosa
8 years ago

We need diversity in the police force man. I say let him be a cop.

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Daniel Brown
8 years ago

MR. Whiskers 4 president

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Barry Kristof
8 years ago

I love you Mr. Whiskers go for it!

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Jason Smith
8 years ago

keep it going mr.whiskers

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Ryan Lightning
8 years ago

Nice Whiskers

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