In harsh economic times, many people will consider eating roadkill in order to save money. For this reason, we the undersigned urge the UK government to tattoo the warning 'May contain nuts' onto every squirrel in the country.
Please sign this petition and share it with people you know, so we can put pressure on Downing Street to act before we have to count the cost of ignoring this ticking time-bomb.
This is ridiculous but kind of funny. Imagine trying to catch a squirrel to check for a tattoo lol. People need to get a grip and just go to the store.
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In harsh economic times, many people will consider eating roadkill in order to save money. For this reason, we the undersigned urge the UK government to tattoo the warning 'May contain nuts' onto every squirrel in the country.
Please sign this petition and share it with people you know, so we can put pressure on Downing Street to act before we have to count the cost of ignoring this ticking time-bomb.
This is ridiculous but kind of funny. Imagine trying to catch a squirrel to check for a tattoo lol. People need to get a grip and just go to the store.
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This is ridiculous but kind of funny. Imagine trying to catch a squirrel to check for a tattoo lol. People need to get a grip and just go to the store.