Our contention is that he is a RAD DUDE!! Aside from the fact that he is a great leader and exemplifies the corporate brand with a natural ability to liven up the party, he is a gifted producer of FUN!! This man oozes charisma and currently is the only person endorsed by Chuck Norris (unofficially). BLA BLA BLA an effective leader and team player, Scott is a kick ass bag of cheesy cool and AS A TEAM WE DESERVE HIS PRESENCE. Mr. "JOHNSON", even has a cool friggen name!!

Please help our cause by recognizing that we would seriously be handicapped if Scott Johnson can't join us in Vegas!!

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