We, the undersigned (a highly intelligent and remarkably good-looking group of individuals), officially declare our support for making Joey Sansone the Manager of the Blue Team.
Why Joey, you ask? Because he’s got the leadership of a general, the charisma of a rockstar, and the decision-making skills of someone who orders extra fries every time. The man was born for this.
Under Joey’s reign — sorry, management — we foresee a future filled with victory, snacks, and at least one team filled night out. He promises to lead with fairness, wisdom, and just the right amount of trash talk to keep things interesting.
This petition will be delivered to Bolton Wanders who, quite frankly, would be out of their minds to say no to this. We don’t want to call it a coup, but let’s just say… things could get interesting if this doesn’t go through.
Join us in making Blue Team history. Sign below and let’s hand the crown — er, clipboard — to Joey Sansone!
#MakeJoeyManager #BlueTeamTakeover #SnacksForAll #BlueTeamNightOut
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We, the undersigned (a highly intelligent and remarkably good-looking group of individuals), officially declare our support for making Joey Sansone the Manager of the Blue Team.
Why Joey, you ask? Because he’s got the leadership of a general, the charisma of a rockstar, and the decision-making skills of someone who orders extra fries every time. The man was born for this.
Under Joey’s reign — sorry, management — we foresee a future filled with victory, snacks, and at least one team filled night out. He promises to lead with fairness, wisdom, and just the right amount of trash talk to keep things interesting.
This petition will be delivered to Bolton Wanders who, quite frankly, would be out of their minds to say no to this. We don’t want to call it a coup, but let’s just say… things could get interesting if this doesn’t go through.
Join us in making Blue Team history. Sign below and let’s hand the crown — er, clipboard — to Joey Sansone!
#MakeJoeyManager #BlueTeamTakeover #SnacksForAll #BlueTeamNightOut
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JOEY IS THE ONLY GUY THAT MAKES SENSE FOR THIS. LETS GOOO
JOEY JOEY JOEY
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He's the right man for the job!
He is perfect for the job
Vote for Joey
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JOEY IS THE ONLY GUY THAT MAKES SENSE FOR THIS. LETS GOOO