Join the cause to bring Michael aka sporto aka sport coat aka Mikey dirty money, to his rightful place by Dillon's side on the most important day of his life. That's right, the people have spoken and it's time to act in order to make Sporto Dillon's ugliest groomsmen. Every signature counts!
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November 22, 2016
I have officially delivered the formal petition documentation to the pending wedding party committee. We are currently waiting for a scheduled review of the roster requirements before proceeding with the next phase of negotiations.
November 22, 2016
The latest surge in support confirms this request is now too significant for the wedding party to ignore. I have drafted a formal proposal to present to Dillon regarding his roster of groomsmen.
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dillon you know he is the only one who can handle the bachelor party carnage. get him in a tux
if he isnt standing up there then what is even the point of this wedding
Sport wagon for president Vp Ryan 'chum bag' 'chum of the earth' butler
#sportdickforbestman
Great man, great choice
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Join the cause to bring Michael aka sporto aka sport coat aka Mikey dirty money, to his rightful place by Dillon's side on the most important day of his life. That's right, the people have spoken and it's time to act in order to make Sporto Dillon's ugliest groomsmen. Every signature counts!
Updates
November 22, 2016
I have officially delivered the formal petition documentation to the pending wedding party committee. We are currently waiting for a scheduled review of the roster requirements before proceeding with the next phase of negotiations.
November 22, 2016
The latest surge in support confirms this request is now too significant for the wedding party to ignore. I have drafted a formal proposal to present to Dillon regarding his roster of groomsmen.
11 Comments
sporto is a legend. simple as that.
dillon you know he is the only one who can handle the bachelor party carnage. get him in a tux
if he isnt standing up there then what is even the point of this wedding
Sport wagon for president Vp Ryan 'chum bag' 'chum of the earth' butler
#sportdickforbestman
Great man, great choice
Next question
Couldn't be more natural
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sporto is a legend. simple as that.