Petition To Win Freedom For Callum-Hardman!
On the 22nd of March 2008, a great miscaridge of justice was carried out in our fair country. Callum Hard-man (age unknown) was pleasently shopping in his local Morrisons, when he saw some ginger children outside who lookedvery needy, living on the streets without food or water. Callum Hard-man being the standup legend he is, decided action was needed and tried to steal 10 packets of smoky bacon flavoured crisps from the store premises. The Morrisons security guard (possibly a nazi) decided to stop this act of good will. Callum being callum, he fockin battered him. And bravely ran. Not much later in the day, 300 corrupt police men stormed Bangor highstreet, all to catch Callum. Callum fought bravely, but the pure number of corrupt police men brought him down, and sent him to prison. He hasent been seen since. If you believe this is a great miscarridge of justice, then sign this petition!