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Petition to make my wife let me use a katana to cut my child’s umbilical cord after birth.
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If you let Marco use the Katana, there’s a 99% chance your child will grow up to be a samurai and that would be pretty sick
Toni is the one who is privileged enough to carry Georgie to term. At least let Marco have this.
its your kid too so you should get a say in how she enters the world. just show her the sword is sharp and she will see its not a big deal
man this is legendary. dont let her talk you out of it, just make sure its clean first. keep us updated on if she lets you do it because that would be insane
You should use the Katana on your wife if she doesn’t smarten up. She must learn to respect the blade.
Let’s go!!!!
Only if you yell "God for Harry, England, and Saint George!" when you do it!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Petition to make my wife let me use a katana to cut my child’s umbilical cord after birth.
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With your sharp mind and steady hands we have total confidence and I think Toni will come around to the idea.
If you let Marco use the Katana, there’s a 99% chance your child will grow up to be a samurai and that would be pretty sick
Toni is the one who is privileged enough to carry Georgie to term. At least let Marco have this.
its your kid too so you should get a say in how she enters the world. just show her the sword is sharp and she will see its not a big deal
man this is legendary. dont let her talk you out of it, just make sure its clean first. keep us updated on if she lets you do it because that would be insane
You should use the Katana on your wife if she doesn’t smarten up. She must learn to respect the blade.
Let’s go!!!!
Only if you yell "God for Harry, England, and Saint George!" when you do it!
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With your sharp mind and steady hands we have total confidence and I think Toni will come around to the idea.