Although all signing parties respect the choices of Carpenter's parents, we do hereby decree that the viewing of Star Wars on this occasion would not be the same without Carpenter's presence, especially since we feel that "the Force is strong with this one". Additionally, all signing parties would like to request that Carpenter wear his Yoda attire that his loving Uncle Jr. got him for his 1st birthday. Finally, all signing parties agree to do their fair share and take turns entertaining, feeding, changing and generally taking care of Carpenter for the duration of the event.

Hopefully, by the sheer overwhelming number of people signing this petition, his parents will agree and decide to bring him to this event. However, if they do not agree and decide not to bring him, we, the signers of this petition, have only one thing to say: Poo-doo!