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Petition to make my wife let me use a katana to cut my child’s umbilical cord after birth.

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Sarah Wilson
1 year ago Featured

its your kid too so you should get a say in how she enters the world. just show her the sword is sharp and she will see its not a big deal

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Kayla Hooper
1 year ago

Let’s go!!!!

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Dave Vega
1 year ago Featured

man this is legendary. dont let her talk you out of it, just make sure its clean first. keep us updated on if she lets you do it because that would be insane

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Doogie Hauser
1 year ago

Only if you yell "God for Harry, England, and Saint George!" when you do it!

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Marcus Negrete
1 year ago

Do it for the Buckeyes !!!

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Collin
1 year ago

Come on, let him

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Dwight Douget
1 year ago

This is the way.

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Trevior Graves
1 year ago

Good luck

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Levi
1 year ago

Pls

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Dr Daniel Peterson
1 year ago Featured

You should use the Katana on your wife if she doesn’t smarten up. She must learn to respect the blade.

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Anthony Rentz
1 year ago

Badass brother, stay strong.

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Gage Duplant
1 year ago

Hell yeah

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Zachary Nichols
1 year ago

Don’t miss

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Alex Gabel
1 year ago

Let him use it!!!

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Señor Handlebars
1 year ago

Wouldn’t be a bad idea!

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Josiah Eggers
1 year ago

Do it .

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Ashton
1 year ago

I approve

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Jagar Haack
1 year ago

A movement i can get behind

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McKenzie Kersey
1 year ago

Hell yes. And congratulations to you both!

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Aaron Poe
1 year ago

Do it.