Isn’t everyone’s stressed out, mid-winter daydream to live in a tropical place with mountains in the back and a beach in the front (or at least know someone who does)? I’m currently on vacation in Nosara, Costa Rica with my ma and have been meditating on my future life plans. I’ve come to the enlightened realization that since i’m going to graduate university soon (sko buffs) with no job offers in sight, I’m in need of a little extra help encouraging my oh-so-wonderful mother to buy a tropical casa in this magical place so I can selfishly live in her guest house post-graduation until i find a job because let’s be real, I’ll have an environmental studies degree and Trump is president. For every person who signs this petition, I will send a personalized postcard from the beach within the next 2 years. Please support this cause and sign the petition, every signature counts. Xoxo, lots of love, you da bomb, v appreciated, muchas gracias.

-Bone$