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Far too long people have been oppressed of eating rights. Who cares if they want to eat a laptop or a cat? Let them be! Woosh.
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March 31, 2020
People are writing to me daily about the strange restrictions on what they are allowed to consume. I am currently reaching out to local officials to demand an end to these arbitrary rules. Post your own experiences on Facebook and tag the decision makers to keep the pressure high.
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March 31, 2020
84 Comments
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bruh why are u guys eating cats lol thats kinda weird but u do u i guess
this is honestly so random i love it... the government cant tell me what to put in my mouth
my brother ate a remote once and he turned out fine leave people alone
Far too long people have been oppressed of eating rights. Who cares if they want to eat a laptop or a cat? Let them be! Woosh.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Far too long people have been oppressed of eating rights. Who cares if they want to eat a laptop or a cat? Let them be! Woosh.
Updates
March 31, 2020
People are writing to me daily about the strange restrictions on what they are allowed to consume. I am currently reaching out to local officials to demand an end to these arbitrary rules. Post your own experiences on Facebook and tag the decision makers to keep the pressure high.
Reached 100 supporters
March 31, 2020
84 Comments
Shawn Mendes is a hottie. He’s also my mom but who cares sweet home Alabama both no pics
FREEDOM OF FOOD BABY ROCKS
bruh why are u guys eating cats lol thats kinda weird but u do u i guess
this is honestly so random i love it... the government cant tell me what to put in my mouth
my brother ate a remote once and he turned out fine leave people alone
Far too long people have been oppressed of eating rights. Who cares if they want to eat a laptop or a cat? Let them be! Woosh.
I hate Amalo
I dare you to search up deadbakabros on yt
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Shawn Mendes is a hottie. He’s also my mom but who cares sweet home Alabama both no pics