Make "The Dong Report" the official report of The Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
WHEREAS, The Commonwealth of Massachusetts traditionally has recognized a variety of official state symbols as tangible representations of the proud spirit and heritage of our state; and
WHEREAS, Norman Rockwell, Ben Franklin, Basketball, Cranberry juice, and the Atlantic Cod are examples of some of the insignia that symbolize the greatness of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and cause pride among Bay State residence
WHEREAS, In keeping with this custom, we hereby petition the House of Representatives to bring forth legislation designating "The Dong Report" as the Official State Report of the Commonwealth; and
WHEREAS, residents of the Commonwealth have multiple sports talk radio stations to listen to, it is 98.5 The Sports Hub that is the top ranked radio station capturing a 9.2 share overall in the men's 25-54 age demographic; and
WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show is the top rated radio show in the 7pm - Midnight market with a 10.3 share of the men's 25-54 age demographic; and
WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show has many remarkable and unique segments, some of which parallel the attributes that distinguish radio genius, such Game of Jones: Role Play, Game of Jones: Would You Rather, Game of Jones: In Case You Missed It, Game of Jones: Fill in the Blank Friday, Game of Jones: Over/Under, TWISM with Christian Arcand, The Christian Coalition, The Christian Mingle, The New and Improved Reset, and The Dong Report; and
WHEREAS, The Dong Report is by far the most anticipated and most popular of all the segments of The Adam Jones Show.
Let it be noted that we the undersigned do formally request the 191st General Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to bring forth legislation to hereby designate The Dong Report as the official Report of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Updates
September 28, 2019
The growth of this movement has caught the attention of legislative aides in the State House. I am currently drafting a formal letter to the Committee on State Administration and Regulatory Oversight to request a hearing on the proposal.
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Absolute gold. The commonwealth needs this kind of history.
The Dong Report is the only thing keepin me sane during my late night commute. Make it official already!
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Make "The Dong Report" the official report of The Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
WHEREAS, The Commonwealth of Massachusetts traditionally has recognized a variety of official state symbols as tangible representations of the proud spirit and heritage of our state; and
WHEREAS, Norman Rockwell, Ben Franklin, Basketball, Cranberry juice, and the Atlantic Cod are examples of some of the insignia that symbolize the greatness of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and cause pride among Bay State residence
WHEREAS, In keeping with this custom, we hereby petition the House of Representatives to bring forth legislation designating "The Dong Report" as the Official State Report of the Commonwealth; and
WHEREAS, residents of the Commonwealth have multiple sports talk radio stations to listen to, it is 98.5 The Sports Hub that is the top ranked radio station capturing a 9.2 share overall in the men's 25-54 age demographic; and
WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show is the top rated radio show in the 7pm - Midnight market with a 10.3 share of the men's 25-54 age demographic; and
WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show has many remarkable and unique segments, some of which parallel the attributes that distinguish radio genius, such Game of Jones: Role Play, Game of Jones: Would You Rather, Game of Jones: In Case You Missed It, Game of Jones: Fill in the Blank Friday, Game of Jones: Over/Under, TWISM with Christian Arcand, The Christian Coalition, The Christian Mingle, The New and Improved Reset, and The Dong Report; and
WHEREAS, The Dong Report is by far the most anticipated and most popular of all the segments of The Adam Jones Show.
Let it be noted that we the undersigned do formally request the 191st General Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to bring forth legislation to hereby designate The Dong Report as the official Report of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Updates
September 28, 2019
The growth of this movement has caught the attention of legislative aides in the State House. I am currently drafting a formal letter to the Committee on State Administration and Regulatory Oversight to request a hearing on the proposal.
3 Comments
ADAM JONES IS A LEGEND. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR MASSACHUSETTS CAN BESTOW.
Absolute gold. The commonwealth needs this kind of history.
The Dong Report is the only thing keepin me sane during my late night commute. Make it official already!
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ADAM JONES IS A LEGEND. THIS IS THE HIGHEST HONOR MASSACHUSETTS CAN BESTOW.