WHEREAS, The Commonwealth of Massachusetts traditionally has recognized a variety of official state symbols as tangible representations of the proud spirit and heritage of our state; and

WHEREAS, Norman Rockwell, Ben Franklin, Basketball, Cranberry juice, and the Atlantic Cod are examples of some of the insignia that symbolize the greatness of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and cause pride among Bay State residence

WHEREAS, In keeping with this custom, we hereby petition the House of Representatives to bring forth legislation designating "The Dong Report" as the Official State Report of the Commonwealth; and

WHEREAS, residents of the Commonwealth have multiple sports talk radio stations to listen to, it is 98.5 The Sports Hub that is the top ranked radio station capturing a 9.2 share overall in the men's 25-54 age demographic; and

WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show is the top rated radio show in the 7pm - Midnight market with a 10.3 share of the men's 25-54 age demographic; and

WHEREAS, The Adam Jones Show has many remarkable and unique segments, some of which parallel the attributes that distinguish radio genius, such Game of Jones: Role Play, Game of Jones: Would You Rather, Game of Jones: In Case You Missed It, Game of Jones: Fill in the Blank Friday, Game of Jones: Over/Under, TWISM with Christian Arcand, The Christian Coalition, The Christian Mingle, The New and Improved Reset, and The Dong Report; and

WHEREAS, The Dong Report is by far the most anticipated and most popular of all the segments of The Adam Jones Show.

Let it be noted that we the undersigned do formally request the 191st General Court of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to bring forth legislation to hereby designate The Dong Report as the official Report of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.