Change Hartlepool (Hart-lee-pool) to Hartlepool (Hart-el-pool). We want this because Hartlepool does not sound chavvy unlike Hartlepool. We are all fed up of the chavs because chavs chav around like chavs in the chav land of chavvy Hartlepool. Chav culture has affected us in many ways so yeah chav. Chav chav chavvy chav.

Hartlepool God (Ben Street) has the power to change this so signs up dwow or elses I wil kilwl yur shaqrk.