Stop suing beer brewers and vendors
The Oglala Sioux tribe is suing beer brewers and vendors for $500 million dollars because they claim alcohol has ruin their culture. They need to stop suing the 'white devil' for brewing a darn tasty beverage and start fixing their own, deeply rooted, cultural issues. Being a culture of lazy, drunken free loaders, who look for the easiest way out of any problem, isn't helping their case. Are they going to sue Listerine next? There is alcohol in it and there are a lot of toothless natives who have great breath. They need to stop the madness. Apologise for these random acts of legality and start taking personal responsibility for their cultural problems. Just because beer is a wonderful, European, creation that is both tasty and satisfying doesn't give them the human right to blindly demand money because they can't say no. It's like a rapist suing the victim for looking great. So, noble savages of the great Oglala tribe; stop living in Oglalalalala-land and try coffee or AAA. After all - we all know the $500,000,000 dollars you want to steal is going to go right back into the hands of the hard working brewers. If you agree that $500 MILLION is a lot of money and the hard working brewing companies don't deserve to be cheated like this. Please sign the petition. Thank you.