The mandate has been officially handed down and the spork is finally being pulled from circulation. I feel completely overwhelmed that this actually worked because none of this would have happened if you had not cared enough to help me clean up our cutlery drawers. Please keep a watchful eye …
January 10, 2019
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December 17, 2018
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I'm singing because a mean lunch lady I work unde in Easton MA eexpects kids to be able to eat anything with just a spork despite have normal forks and spoons available. This women wouldn't even bring out regular spoons for tomato soup.
Sporks are inhumane torture devices used to aid with the rapid inhalation of foods. These tools are the primary reason for unhealthy eating habits and ought to be destroyed through the use of every power we contain. All who stand with me, help out! Sign this petition to get sporks eating utensils banned from production. I will not be silenced. Show your strength, ban a spork.
My little brother lost his right eye to a spork. It was kinda his fault for hiding my Power Rangers.
one day our college ran out of forks for all of us, so about 50 of us had to use sporks. it is still the most traumatic experience of my life.
Sporks are Satan's pawns and should be treated as such. I've never felt more violated than when I'm eating my chicken noodle soup with a spork. Is this what prison is like?
F SPORKS!!!
yes pleese
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The mandate has been officially handed down and the spork is finally being pulled from circulation. I feel completely overwhelmed that this actually worked because none of this would have happened if you had not cared enough to help me clean up our cutlery drawers. Please keep a watchful eye …
January 10, 2019
Final supporters
Updates
Reached 100 supporters
December 17, 2018
93 Comments
Sporks are just spoons with a tiny bit of a point that can’t actually stab anything very well. If we are going to have to have something like a spork, just make it a two sided utensil with a fork on one side and a spoon on the other.
I'm singing because a mean lunch lady I work unde in Easton MA eexpects kids to be able to eat anything with just a spork despite have normal forks and spoons available. This women wouldn't even bring out regular spoons for tomato soup.
Sporks are inhumane torture devices used to aid with the rapid inhalation of foods. These tools are the primary reason for unhealthy eating habits and ought to be destroyed through the use of every power we contain. All who stand with me, help out! Sign this petition to get sporks eating utensils banned from production. I will not be silenced. Show your strength, ban a spork.
My little brother lost his right eye to a spork. It was kinda his fault for hiding my Power Rangers.
one day our college ran out of forks for all of us, so about 50 of us had to use sporks. it is still the most traumatic experience of my life.
Sporks are Satan's pawns and should be treated as such. I've never felt more violated than when I'm eating my chicken noodle soup with a spork. Is this what prison is like?
F SPORKS!!!
yes pleese
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Sporks are just spoons with a tiny bit of a point that can’t actually stab anything very well. If we are going to have to have something like a spork, just make it a two sided utensil with a fork on one side and a spoon on the other.