We all know that the Minions are a disgrace to humanity.
You have seen the abominations printed on various sorts of merchandise. From fruit snacks, to cereals, to cleaning products, it's clear they have become a nuisance to our lives. You go on Facebook and see such atrocities put into memes, when the memes are irrelevant to minions! I have seen on the Instagram page, @minion.s, there is a video showing two dogs dressed in minion costumes. That is practically a form of animal cruelty, to adorn dogs as minions! These anathemas must be stopped to protect our daily lives.
Moving on, the minions do not show entitlement to their own movie. They do not even speak English! From previews, I have witnessed that the half-witted aversions only seem to hurt each other or show how unintelligent they are. One of the trailers says that the “minions flock to the baddest villains.” Despite the fact that it could mean a number of things, this could point to the inevitable that minions are Nazis. I cannot begin to fathom why these yellow twinkies are getting their own movie.
By signing this petition, you are helping to stop the abominations from taking over our media, despite the thorough spread of them is already embedded in our media. Help to make a difference by taking a few seconds to sign it.
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August 2, 2015
We just hit 500 signatures. It is exhausting to see how far these yellow abominations have spread but I am not walking away from this.
Reached 500 supporters
August 1, 2015
July 30, 2015
The sheer volume of yellow merchandise in every aisle makes me wonder if we will ever see the end of this. We are approaching five hundred signatures and I need you to push this forward because I am too tired to keep fighting this alone.
July 13, 2015
One hundred people have signed on to stop this yellow infestation. It is exhausting to see these things everywhere but knowing I am not alone in this frustration keeps me going.
Reached 100 supporters
July 12, 2015
492 Comments
minions are a disgrace to humanity. this deserves to be sent to president Obama and then banned in America. stop the minions before we become the United States of Minions.
I can no longer live like this. my younger sister has an entire collection of minions that make noise. I see them when I walk into her room. I see them when I go to the store. Help.
since the beginning, i, too, have had a hatred of minions. i am constantly seeing the disgusting yellow tubes poisioning the youth of every nation. the way they are able to conform all these people into one group of ignorant, blind followers is astounding and completely unlawful in this day and age.
these disgusting yellow tubes must be put to an end, they have tainted our media and now are getting their own movie??!?! what kind of hellish beast deserves what they have?
i hate them. they have taken over my family and my home and i will not stand for it. every new minion themed item is humanity taking another step away from gods light. i will not hear another yellow tic tac wearing overalls say "banana". they were cute at first but it has gone too far. they wont win. we must destroy them.
hate them
I love minions!
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We all know that the Minions are a disgrace to humanity.
You have seen the abominations printed on various sorts of merchandise. From fruit snacks, to cereals, to cleaning products, it's clear they have become a nuisance to our lives. You go on Facebook and see such atrocities put into memes, when the memes are irrelevant to minions! I have seen on the Instagram page, @minion.s, there is a video showing two dogs dressed in minion costumes. That is practically a form of animal cruelty, to adorn dogs as minions! These anathemas must be stopped to protect our daily lives.
Moving on, the minions do not show entitlement to their own movie. They do not even speak English! From previews, I have witnessed that the half-witted aversions only seem to hurt each other or show how unintelligent they are. One of the trailers says that the “minions flock to the baddest villains.” Despite the fact that it could mean a number of things, this could point to the inevitable that minions are Nazis. I cannot begin to fathom why these yellow twinkies are getting their own movie.
By signing this petition, you are helping to stop the abominations from taking over our media, despite the thorough spread of them is already embedded in our media. Help to make a difference by taking a few seconds to sign it.
Updates
August 2, 2015
We just hit 500 signatures. It is exhausting to see how far these yellow abominations have spread but I am not walking away from this.
Reached 500 supporters
August 1, 2015
July 30, 2015
The sheer volume of yellow merchandise in every aisle makes me wonder if we will ever see the end of this. We are approaching five hundred signatures and I need you to push this forward because I am too tired to keep fighting this alone.
July 13, 2015
One hundred people have signed on to stop this yellow infestation. It is exhausting to see these things everywhere but knowing I am not alone in this frustration keeps me going.
Reached 100 supporters
July 12, 2015
492 Comments
The movie 'minions' is a waste of money. All of that money could have been spent on saving children in Africa who are dying right now, but no, we spend that money on god damn mouldy tic tacs.
minions are a disgrace to humanity. this deserves to be sent to president Obama and then banned in America. stop the minions before we become the United States of Minions.
I can no longer live like this. my younger sister has an entire collection of minions that make noise. I see them when I walk into her room. I see them when I go to the store. Help.
since the beginning, i, too, have had a hatred of minions. i am constantly seeing the disgusting yellow tubes poisioning the youth of every nation. the way they are able to conform all these people into one group of ignorant, blind followers is astounding and completely unlawful in this day and age.
these disgusting yellow tubes must be put to an end, they have tainted our media and now are getting their own movie??!?! what kind of hellish beast deserves what they have?
i hate them. they have taken over my family and my home and i will not stand for it. every new minion themed item is humanity taking another step away from gods light. i will not hear another yellow tic tac wearing overalls say "banana". they were cute at first but it has gone too far. they wont win. we must destroy them.
hate them
I love minions!
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The movie 'minions' is a waste of money. All of that money could have been spent on saving children in Africa who are dying right now, but no, we spend that money on god damn mouldy tic tacs.