Where We Goin’?

You want to have the true slave experience? Make sure all the nigggers are chained together under the poop deck, and then throw some of them overboard.

Yo, lissen up mufuggahs. Ah is Cap'n Tyrone an ahz gun be pilutin da boat do da muddahlan. Iffin aw u mufuggahs wanna ride onda boat u iz gun haffa bring cases uh Cote fowdy five so ahz can relass n sheet wahlz am pilitin dat mufuggin boat!

LOL, a floating ghetto! Better make sure the brothers don't bring "they Glocks" on board, you know how they love shooting up crowds of thay peeps.

It's time to bring back the Final Solution to the Niggger Question: expulsion and removal of all jigggaboos to Sub-Saharan Africa.

If this puts an end to all the chimpouts in my fine establishments then I’m all for it. I can supply more boats if you need them, just don’t come back.

I will take all the niggggers home in style! I’ve plotted a new route with some chest hair, through some icy bergy thingies. Meanwhile this boat will have only one life boat for Kif and I. Come on chocolate men, da muddaland awaits!

Them mean old honkeys say they not be dribin muh ass to dat boat. Dat makes me angry and now ah want to burn and rob businesses, convenience stores, and homes, and kill innocent people. Yeah, dat dere beez reasonable! BIX NOOD MUFUGGAH!

Make sure the boat comes back either 1) empty 2) all nigggers dead 3) not at all

We is goin to, steal, kill, rape, rob, loot, lie, cheat, and live off the teat of de gubmint! Glad I could clear that up for ya!

The good ship Monkeyface!

You will need a supply ship full of KFC, Newports, red kool-aid, 9mm ammo, malt likka, blunt wrappers, and crack pipes to follow that cruise ship around. You run out of any of those, and you don't stand a chance of coming out of it alive. The groids will riot and burn the ship.

Bring back the Final Solution to the Niggger Question--complete deportation of all nigggers to Sub-Saharan Africa!

Awrite, wayer is we goin? Ah wanna get dis boat movin n sheet

Ah bettah get a ride on dat boat o ah is gun chimp OUT life nuffin u seen beeitch nowumsane?

Cmon muffagah ah beez way in at da bayside an souf beach fo weeks tuh see if ah beez da winnah and woody u ain dun sheeit. Dis ho thang beez a scam at leeese white peepulz keep gibbin me mah ebt

Dis puhtishon dun scared me bad. It say da cruze be fo' seben days/nights and "participants who make it through to the end." Whut dat mean? Oh lawdy! Dis be set up by de cannibals frum Africuh! I knows it! It be a trick, y'all! Don't go!

I can’t wait. Itzz will bezz justo likezzz Golden Corral and a fieldtrip fromm Mt. Zion of Mudderland Gospelzzz Congrogation. Lordy Lordy Izz can feelzzz itzz nowzzz.

How long dis cruise be lastin'? I gots ta know because I aint takin' no baffs and y'all cain't makes me! I lubs muh natchrul smell eben if it makes other peoples eyes be burnin' and dey beez throwin' up.

Do dat boat be habbin a crane dat can liffs muh self up on de boat? I only weighs 800 pounds. Do dat boat gots room serbice so I kin gits muh food deliberd to muh room? I gots ta eat six times a day but I ain't payin' ya'll nuthin' so don't be axin' fo' muh EBT card!

If it ain't free, I ain't goin'! And dere betta be lots of free skrimps fo' me to eats too! Plus grape drank, kfc and anythang else I beez wantin'!