Where We Goin’?

Dayum it ah beez waitin fo mo detalz on dis mufuggan boat ride gaw dayum how long it gunna take fo dis niggga woody wut da fugg woody when u gun taylz us iffin weez gun gedda go onda boat ride gawd dayumit sheeet.

Sheeit, dis woody mufuggah beez aksin fo fiddy towsan sinnatures on dis tishin sheeit ahz tellin erry nigggah ah no da sine dis mufuggah an day only beez sumfin like fowdy sinnatures man woody beez one fulla sheeit muffagah dis hoe thang beez a big scamda tage nigggaz munny dis mufuggah ain got no wayda ged sum boat inda wattah n sheet nowumsane

Yo iz ah gun be ableda take mah keeids on dis boat? Ah gots six keeids and nun dem five baby daddeez wanna take dem whall ah goez onda boat an dammit ah gotsa feeid dem keeids so lemme no iffin ah can breing dem keeids onda boat

Cmon, mufuggahs, wen u gun get dis boat sailin n sheet? Ah wansa go floatin ovah to da muddahlan

Have a heart goyim. What have these pyramid builders and doctors done to ya?

You will need a supply ship full of KFC, Newports, red kool-aid, 9mm ammo, malt likka, blunt wrappers, and crack pipes to follow that cruise ship around. You run out of any of those, and you don't stand a chance of coming out of it alive. The groids will riot and burn the ship.

Ship needz hos, gnomesayin?

Great!

There is nothing like a niggger when it is good. Keep goodifying each other, nigggers!

Good day I represent the nations of Africa and I would like to inform you that the citizens of Africa politely request that you cease and desist this cruise. The average IQ of the residents I represent is somewhere near 50 but they do understand that Americans of African appearance demand what are commonly referred to as "gibs" where ever they go and there are not enough "gibs" to go around. Also the people I represent are primitive in nature and may welcome the cruisers with the throwing (or "chucking" in common English used in America) of spears at the arriving cruisers. Consider yourselves warned, and good day!

Yo it beez Ok da breeng mah gun onda boat rite cuz ahz hearin dat sum muffagas fromda bloods beez geh in onda boat an ah gotsa beez redee duh pudda cap in day azz nowumsane

Yo LaQueshia don u beez worryin bout da afro sheen ah bet u iz fine beeitch and ah giv u awda afro sheen n muhdik u can hannle n sheeit lemme no beeitch

Yo ah beez aw fo dis cruzz but iz u gun be havin afro sheen onda sheeip? Cuz if u aint gun be havin it onda sheeip den ah don wansa be goin n sheet lemme no n sheet

Deport all nigggers and let them make each other good in Apefrica.

Good riddance, tell apefrikka hi for us, when and if you get there. Your homeland awaits, hurry, hurry, hurry!

You could call it the Ebola cruise!

You will need a supply ship full of KFC, Newports, red kool-aid, 9mm ammo, malt likka, blunt wrappers, and crack pipes to follow that cruise ship around. You run out of any of those, and you don't stand a chance of coming out of it alive. The groids will riot and burn the ship.

Question: You are trapped on a ship in the ocean and someone steps on Tyrone's Jordans. Tyrone and his homies start shooting the place up. Where ya going to run to then spook?

Get a white man to captain that ship or you will wind up on the rocks, ya dumb groids.

Better not run out of red kool-aid and chiggun or somebody gonna git shot!