Calling all calculus students! Because Mr. Wernau is an astounding calculus teacher at Dulles High School, we want to give back to him for his continuous (no pun intended) hard work and dedication to our students.
However, Mr. Wernau is a sucker for peanut butter cups, as most of his students already know by now. You may have even earned a few bonus points on your quizzes and tests by slipping him a Reese's or two on the low-low (shhhh, we won't snitch).
That is why we want to petition to get Reese's to supply him with a lifetime supply of peanut butter cups, because he is just as dedicated to math as he is to chocolate-coated disks of sugar and peanut goo.
We appreciate your involvement in our cause, so please share this with your friends and family! We are accepting signatures from absolutely everyone, so get as many people as you can to sign :)
Updates
October 23, 2020
I have been in touch with the local distributor to see if they will play ball on this lifetime supply request. Post the link to this petition on your Facebook wall right now to keep the pressure on. Send an email to the corporate headquarters demanding they recognize Mr. Wernau for his service to calculus students everywhere.
October 23, 2020
The momentum behind this petition is incredible and shows just how much we all value Mr. Wernau. Post the link to your Facebook page right now so we can keep this energy moving toward our goal. Email your school representative and tell them why he deserves this supply of peanut butter cups.
23 Comments
You are a wonderful teacher, Mr. Wernau, even if your class is quite a change of pace.
Mr. Wernau is the best. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are the best. By the transitive property, Mr. Wernau is a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. I think he should be surrounded by his fellow Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, as that is his civilization and it would only be correct to do so.
Mr. Wernau is an amazing and fantastic teacher. I’ve never had him personally, but he’s helped me countless times in his tutorials. He welcomes all to his tutorials, even if you’re not in his class. He is definitely one of the best teachers at Dulles.
Haven’t even had him for one whole semester yet and I can already say he’s the best teacher I’ve ever had
OMG TANAY! HI! Anyways I understand liking peanut butter cups and I hope Mr. Wernau gets them!
Nice initiative
Nice
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Calling all calculus students! Because Mr. Wernau is an astounding calculus teacher at Dulles High School, we want to give back to him for his continuous (no pun intended) hard work and dedication to our students.
However, Mr. Wernau is a sucker for peanut butter cups, as most of his students already know by now. You may have even earned a few bonus points on your quizzes and tests by slipping him a Reese's or two on the low-low (shhhh, we won't snitch).
That is why we want to petition to get Reese's to supply him with a lifetime supply of peanut butter cups, because he is just as dedicated to math as he is to chocolate-coated disks of sugar and peanut goo.
We appreciate your involvement in our cause, so please share this with your friends and family! We are accepting signatures from absolutely everyone, so get as many people as you can to sign :)
Updates
October 23, 2020
I have been in touch with the local distributor to see if they will play ball on this lifetime supply request. Post the link to this petition on your Facebook wall right now to keep the pressure on. Send an email to the corporate headquarters demanding they recognize Mr. Wernau for his service to calculus students everywhere.
October 23, 2020
The momentum behind this petition is incredible and shows just how much we all value Mr. Wernau. Post the link to your Facebook page right now so we can keep this energy moving toward our goal. Email your school representative and tell them why he deserves this supply of peanut butter cups.
23 Comments
Mr. Wernau, thank you so much for putting in the time and efforts to make calculus engaging! Although your jokes don’t get as many laughs as they deserve, we still appreciate everything you do!
You are a wonderful teacher, Mr. Wernau, even if your class is quite a change of pace.
Mr. Wernau is the best. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are the best. By the transitive property, Mr. Wernau is a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup. I think he should be surrounded by his fellow Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, as that is his civilization and it would only be correct to do so.
Mr. Wernau is an amazing and fantastic teacher. I’ve never had him personally, but he’s helped me countless times in his tutorials. He welcomes all to his tutorials, even if you’re not in his class. He is definitely one of the best teachers at Dulles.
Haven’t even had him for one whole semester yet and I can already say he’s the best teacher I’ve ever had
OMG TANAY! HI! Anyways I understand liking peanut butter cups and I hope Mr. Wernau gets them!
Nice initiative
Nice
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Mr. Wernau, thank you so much for putting in the time and efforts to make calculus engaging! Although your jokes don’t get as many laughs as they deserve, we still appreciate everything you do!