When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: VIOLENCE! Force must be applied without apology. It's the Tedesco family way.
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BEAN BUCK
4 months ago
One of those Aliens from the MEL Gibson film SIGNS was on my roof at midnight. So I went outside and yelled at it: EH! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!
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Lisa Kramer sexy little albino woman
4 months ago
Today's my birthday! My V@GINA turns 46! My Yorkie, Toto, died May 5th.
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SEYMOUR
4 months ago
MARYBETH BROWN, Graduated from Pittston area in 2006 and works at Geisinger hospital. Today she wore skin tight yoga pants with no panties! Her butt crack was showing through. So I volunteered my baby bl@nkey for her to sit on. Her bubble butt got so big sitting down on bl@nkey, her thighs were thick. When she got up, I sm*lled bl@nkey! Her sweet apple perfume butt sm*ll forged bl@nkey, plus he was crushed from her bubble butt!
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INDEPENDENCE DAY
4 months ago
A fighter pilot, a computer wiz, and others, fightback after 15-mile-wide- ships ZAP Earths major cities,
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BOSS
4 months ago
DAN! Do you even remember what your orders were? You can explain why you're such a FAT F**K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
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DOOR AJAR
4 months ago
I had a very bad day. So I'm gonna get DRUNK and get LAID. You F**KS have a problem with that?
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INTENDENT
4 months ago
I caught my husband sleeping with our pom-pom WH0RE neighbor. I'm getting them something to eat. Their EXECUTIONS are tonight.
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REGINOD MCSPED
4 months ago
My driving test didn't go well at all. I ran over all the cones, ran down the pedestrians. The instructor was scared of how fast I was going. He yelled: Slow down. For pete sake slow down. Then I said: I can't--I can't find the brake! Then--SLAM! Right into a Police car. I'm not at anything.
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REGINOD MCSPED
4 months ago
My first day as a waiter didn't go well at all. I can't remember the orders, I spilled drinks down women's CLEAVAGE, I sat on peoples food, I ate more food than I SERVED. I'm not good at anything.
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Richard Olson
4 months ago
Clear coat sun burnt through the hood and the top toyota needs to fix this problem and fix my clear coat looks like he'll pay that much for a truck ans that happens
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VIDEO GAME FAG
4 months ago
Bad news! GTA 6 will cost 500 PHINOPLAKS! That's worse than 30 ONKIANS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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Sonja Toth
4 months ago
My Highlander limited edition silver clear coat is deteriorated it’s a 2018 silver has 32000 miles it’s garaged and washed weekly but water is getting under clear coat rusting the paint Toyota states I’m out of Warrenty also faults me on not taking vehicle to dealer for oil changes. In 22000 miles I had 7 oil changes full synthetic. Just the hood Gettel says will cost $5k to replace Toyota refused to pay anything. I told them I would go to wink they don’t care.
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FATHER
4 months ago
I had this dream for a while--I wan to watch my son BANG A FOOTBALL PLAYER. So I hired a quarterback named BUTCH MCDICK to sleep with my son. My son refused, because he likes women, so I yelled at him: GET IN THE BED WITH BUTCH AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!!
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CASELLA GARBAGE MAN
4 months ago
I collect the dumpster from EMANON golf course on Thursdays. When I start the compactor, I sing the garbage man song!
SINGING: Gotta compact it---compress it--recycle it--- make more room for it. OOH OOH OHH, keep on truckin'
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Anonymous
4 months ago
My 2020 Barcelona red is now Barcelona Orange and my door handles are peeling.
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CORRUGATED BRANPUFFS
4 months ago
LOU: I'm doing my grocery shopping. Lets add It up on my calculator. 12 boxes of cereal, times 4 dollars per box equals---$53,418?! GODDAMN! What the---?!
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COLLECTIVE
5 months ago
We are the Borg. Lower your pants and surrender your NADS. Your ANUS will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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WHITE LIES MISSION- VICE CITY STORIES
5 months ago
"Fruity music playing"
LANCE: HEEYAH! It's the LAnce Vance Dance! You got to--pop it-- and--well-- lock it Yeah! WOO!
"Vic shuts off the damn noise"
" Lance spins around"
VIC: So this is where the coke is going?
Up your nose?
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THE AUDITION MISSION-VCE CIY STORIES
5 months ago
Vic and Lance get in Forbes' car.
VIC: I don't get i. How's stealing one dumb car gonna make us rich.
LANCE: Don't worry, bro. I's all cool.
VIC: Are there drugs hidden in the car?
When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative: VIOLENCE! Force must be applied without apology. It's the Tedesco family way.
One of those Aliens from the MEL Gibson film SIGNS was on my roof at midnight. So I went outside and yelled at it: EH! YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!
Today's my birthday! My V@GINA turns 46! My Yorkie, Toto, died May 5th.
MARYBETH BROWN, Graduated from Pittston area in 2006 and works at Geisinger hospital. Today she wore skin tight yoga pants with no panties! Her butt crack was showing through. So I volunteered my baby bl@nkey for her to sit on. Her bubble butt got so big sitting down on bl@nkey, her thighs were thick. When she got up, I sm*lled bl@nkey! Her sweet apple perfume butt sm*ll forged bl@nkey, plus he was crushed from her bubble butt!
A fighter pilot, a computer wiz, and others, fightback after 15-mile-wide- ships ZAP Earths major cities,
DAN! Do you even remember what your orders were? You can explain why you're such a FAT F**K at your TERMINATION HEARING!
I had a very bad day. So I'm gonna get DRUNK and get LAID. You F**KS have a problem with that?
I caught my husband sleeping with our pom-pom WH0RE neighbor. I'm getting them something to eat. Their EXECUTIONS are tonight.
My driving test didn't go well at all. I ran over all the cones, ran down the pedestrians. The instructor was scared of how fast I was going. He yelled: Slow down. For pete sake slow down. Then I said: I can't--I can't find the brake! Then--SLAM! Right into a Police car. I'm not at anything.
My first day as a waiter didn't go well at all. I can't remember the orders, I spilled drinks down women's CLEAVAGE, I sat on peoples food, I ate more food than I SERVED. I'm not good at anything.
Clear coat sun burnt through the hood and the top toyota needs to fix this problem and fix my clear coat looks like he'll pay that much for a truck ans that happens
Bad news! GTA 6 will cost 500 PHINOPLAKS! That's worse than 30 ONKIANS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
My Highlander limited edition silver clear coat is deteriorated it’s a 2018 silver has 32000 miles it’s garaged and washed weekly but water is getting under clear coat rusting the paint Toyota states I’m out of Warrenty also faults me on not taking vehicle to dealer for oil changes. In 22000 miles I had 7 oil changes full synthetic. Just the hood Gettel says will cost $5k to replace Toyota refused to pay anything. I told them I would go to wink they don’t care.
I had this dream for a while--I wan to watch my son BANG A FOOTBALL PLAYER. So I hired a quarterback named BUTCH MCDICK to sleep with my son. My son refused, because he likes women, so I yelled at him: GET IN THE BED WITH BUTCH AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!!!
I collect the dumpster from EMANON golf course on Thursdays. When I start the compactor, I sing the garbage man song! SINGING: Gotta compact it---compress it--recycle it--- make more room for it. OOH OOH OHH, keep on truckin'
My 2020 Barcelona red is now Barcelona Orange and my door handles are peeling.
LOU: I'm doing my grocery shopping. Lets add It up on my calculator. 12 boxes of cereal, times 4 dollars per box equals---$53,418?! GODDAMN! What the---?!
We are the Borg. Lower your pants and surrender your NADS. Your ANUS will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
"Fruity music playing" LANCE: HEEYAH! It's the LAnce Vance Dance! You got to--pop it-- and--well-- lock it Yeah! WOO! "Vic shuts off the damn noise" " Lance spins around" VIC: So this is where the coke is going? Up your nose?
Vic and Lance get in Forbes' car. VIC: I don't get i. How's stealing one dumb car gonna make us rich. LANCE: Don't worry, bro. I's all cool. VIC: Are there drugs hidden in the car?