REDNECK: So cheats decided to show your ugly b*tch-ass faces.
LOUISE: If Marty heard you talking to me like that---
REDNECK: Marty? Marty said the next time he saw you, he'd turn you out!
VIC: Back off white trash.
REDNECK: White trash? You wanna do this, b*tch boy?
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HAVANA GOOD TIME- VICE CITY STORies
5 months ago
UMBERTO: Victor Vance is a man with balls! You're not afraid of nobody.
VIC: You know I'm not afraid of anybody.
UMBERTO: Then show them your balls.
VIC: No. I was in the army, not the navy.
UMBERTO: Screw you b*tches!
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Mugshot Longshot mission-Vice City Stories
5 months ago
ARMANDO MENDEZ: So,, Victor, Lance. Who has been ripping us off, all of us? Because now we are partners.
VIC: Well---
LANCE: IT WAS MARTINEZ!
ARMANDO MENDEZ: Really? Prove it. I mean, prove it now!
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VIDEO GAME FAG
5 months ago
I got 100 percent completion for GTA: Vice city stories. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
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VIC and LANCE VANCE
5 months ago
LANCE: This cat really knew how to travel. There's some fancy stuff in his plane.
VIC: Never mind that. Did you get the file?
LANCE: Right here. No problem.
VIC: No problem? I could of used a little help out here ass-brain!
LANCE: It's all cool, brother.
VIC: Lance. Take the file, and get the hell out of my sight!
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VIC and LANCE VANCE
5 months ago
LANCE: Rich at last. Rich at last. Thank God almighty were rich at last.
VIC: We haven't sold this SCHIT yet.
LANCE: We better. I bought us fancy apartments: were mortgaged to the Hilt.
VIC: Were supposed to be getting out of this SCHIT!
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JIVE DRIVE MISSION- VICE CITY STORIES
5 months ago
CHOLO: ALL the Cholo have been looking for you Mr. Big-shot.
LANCE: Me? What do you want with me?
CHOLO: I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to him! You kill plenty of Cholo. Now, we KILL YOU PLENTY!
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Phil Cassidy
5 months ago
I got drunk. I called Martinez an ASSH0LE. I said I didn't trust him no more.
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DID YOU KNOW
5 months ago
People in Italy speak Italian.
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MICHELE SEARCY
5 months ago
I have such a SOPPY C*NT. Toyota can't help me.
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Michele Searcy
5 months ago
I have a 2015 Toyota RAV4 with blizzard pearl paint. Because Toyota only sent to original owners and I bought my car from Carmax, I never received a notice of paint recall. Also, mine did not start to peel until a year ago. Happy to include my name…
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VIDEO GAME FAG
5 months ago
Yesterday I got 100% completion for GTA: Liberty City Stories. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
R
RACIST FUCK
5 months ago
ITALIAN blood don't mix with no JAPO blood. But, it will mix nicely with the SIDEWALK and my FISTS!
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O'SHEA BROTHERS
5 months ago
###: It wasn't me that let Gadget go. It was YOU!
^^^: It wasn't me. It was YOU!
###:Is that so?
^^^: Yes that's so. And f you weren't me only brother, I'd----
CLAW: QUIET!!!
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DOOR AJAR
5 months ago
My husband has a DONKEY PORN magazine business. He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their GENITALS so they can get a BONER. Then he takes pictures of the donkeys GENITALS. He plans to distribute his magazines in our children's elementary school. Pretty sick stuff.
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CHOP SUEY
5 months ago
I'm in the bathroom at my favorite CH*NESE RESTAURANT. When I ordered the PU PU platter, my wife yelled: I'M NOT EATING POO POO! My gas is getting worse, I guess the POO POO is on its way, in the kitchen and me on the toilet.
J
James Salter
5 months ago
2016 Tacoma had ceramic wax since purchased new but blue clear coat roof paint failed while the rest of paint still looks like factory finish.
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CHICKEN BABY
5 months ago
I was playing GTA: Liberty City Stories. When Tony called JD O'Toole a BABBLING C0CK SUCKER, I turned the game off. If you can't say anything nice, Don't say anything at all. NO MORE GAME!
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WAHLMACK
5 months ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the forest of your natural F**KIN' life rotting inprison like an animal. YOU WRECKED HALF THE CITY!
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LEECOW
5 months ago
I had this hot blonde waiting for me in bed, but my boss kept going on and on about I have to finish my shift. So I said: Listen you BABBLING C0CK SUCKER, I have FRESH PU$$Y waiting for me in bed!
REDNECK: So cheats decided to show your ugly b*tch-ass faces. LOUISE: If Marty heard you talking to me like that--- REDNECK: Marty? Marty said the next time he saw you, he'd turn you out! VIC: Back off white trash. REDNECK: White trash? You wanna do this, b*tch boy?
UMBERTO: Victor Vance is a man with balls! You're not afraid of nobody. VIC: You know I'm not afraid of anybody. UMBERTO: Then show them your balls. VIC: No. I was in the army, not the navy. UMBERTO: Screw you b*tches!
ARMANDO MENDEZ: So,, Victor, Lance. Who has been ripping us off, all of us? Because now we are partners. VIC: Well--- LANCE: IT WAS MARTINEZ! ARMANDO MENDEZ: Really? Prove it. I mean, prove it now!
I got 100 percent completion for GTA: Vice city stories. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
LANCE: This cat really knew how to travel. There's some fancy stuff in his plane. VIC: Never mind that. Did you get the file? LANCE: Right here. No problem. VIC: No problem? I could of used a little help out here ass-brain! LANCE: It's all cool, brother. VIC: Lance. Take the file, and get the hell out of my sight!
LANCE: Rich at last. Rich at last. Thank God almighty were rich at last. VIC: We haven't sold this SCHIT yet. LANCE: We better. I bought us fancy apartments: were mortgaged to the Hilt. VIC: Were supposed to be getting out of this SCHIT!
CHOLO: ALL the Cholo have been looking for you Mr. Big-shot. LANCE: Me? What do you want with me? CHOLO: I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to him! You kill plenty of Cholo. Now, we KILL YOU PLENTY!
I got drunk. I called Martinez an ASSH0LE. I said I didn't trust him no more.
People in Italy speak Italian.
I have such a SOPPY C*NT. Toyota can't help me.
I have a 2015 Toyota RAV4 with blizzard pearl paint. Because Toyota only sent to original owners and I bought my car from Carmax, I never received a notice of paint recall. Also, mine did not start to peel until a year ago. Happy to include my name…
Yesterday I got 100% completion for GTA: Liberty City Stories. You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
ITALIAN blood don't mix with no JAPO blood. But, it will mix nicely with the SIDEWALK and my FISTS!
###: It wasn't me that let Gadget go. It was YOU! ^^^: It wasn't me. It was YOU! ###:Is that so? ^^^: Yes that's so. And f you weren't me only brother, I'd---- CLAW: QUIET!!!
My husband has a DONKEY PORN magazine business. He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their GENITALS so they can get a BONER. Then he takes pictures of the donkeys GENITALS. He plans to distribute his magazines in our children's elementary school. Pretty sick stuff.
I'm in the bathroom at my favorite CH*NESE RESTAURANT. When I ordered the PU PU platter, my wife yelled: I'M NOT EATING POO POO! My gas is getting worse, I guess the POO POO is on its way, in the kitchen and me on the toilet.
2016 Tacoma had ceramic wax since purchased new but blue clear coat roof paint failed while the rest of paint still looks like factory finish.
I was playing GTA: Liberty City Stories. When Tony called JD O'Toole a BABBLING C0CK SUCKER, I turned the game off. If you can't say anything nice, Don't say anything at all. NO MORE GAME!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the forest of your natural F**KIN' life rotting inprison like an animal. YOU WRECKED HALF THE CITY!
I had this hot blonde waiting for me in bed, but my boss kept going on and on about I have to finish my shift. So I said: Listen you BABBLING C0CK SUCKER, I have FRESH PU$$Y waiting for me in bed!