I thought a SERIAL KILLER was a person who kills boxes of CEREAL! Yes.
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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
9 months ago
My mom is SHARON, she use to work at P&G. I went to fight on UFC, I use to be a Borg drone, I dodged my opponent and injected my assimilation tubules into my opponents neck. He made a painful look on his face and I helped him to the ground as he passed out. They rang the bell and disqualified me. The medics watched my opponents skin turn pale. I guess you're not supposed to assimilate your opponents.
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Dan Loder
9 months ago
I have a 2011 tundra and the clear coat is peeling really bad, love the truck but Toyota has really screwed the pooch on the paint job.
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WIFE
9 months ago
My husband prints a magazine called MULE MONTHLY. It's a DONKEY PORN magazine! He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their GENITALS so they can get a BONER! He then takes pictures of the donkeys GENITALS. Pretty sick stuff.
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INTENDENT
9 months ago
I came home and found my husband in bed with our POM-POM WH0RE neighbor. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow.
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VIDEO GAME NERD
9 months ago
I come from the year 2151. In the year 2151, we have GRAND THEFT AUTO: 20! In GTA: 20, the missions are: HELPING PEOPLE, GOING TO CHURCH, GIVING MONEY TO THE POOR.
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MAD
9 months ago
My son missed his FIRST day of work because he said he had plans! MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER aren't plans you degenerate!
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CHICKEN BABY
9 months ago
I was playing THE WALKING DEAD: SURVIVAL INSTINCT. When Daryl found Merle, Merle wanted his chair, but they just left it on the roof. They never mentioned in the game what happened to Merle's chair! I shut the game off. TOO SCARY! NO MORE WALKING DEAD GAME!
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KaSnareley Retardley
9 months ago
This morning when I opened my Christmas presents, I didn't get the PLAYSTATION 5 I wanted! I got clothes! So I yelled: THAT'S IT! CHRISTMAS IS OVER!! I tore the Christmas tree down and threw it in the road with the lights and ornaments still attached. NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
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PERVO the MAGNIFICENT
9 months ago
Tonight is the holy night of SAINT VIGEOUS!
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PERVO the MAGNIFICENT
9 months ago
In my family, December 24th is the holy holiday of SAINT VIGEOUS! It's a holiday when my son and I go around sm*lling sexy women's asses and judging whose ass has the sexiest sm*ll! Yeah.
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Vikashwar Singh
9 months ago
I have a 2019 Toyota Highlander that I bought 5 years ago brand new from the dealership. The car has only 35000 miles on it and the paint on the hood is fading away but itself. It looks dull.
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CHRMAINE
9 months ago
BLINDA told the cops I cut her arm and punched her son. If I'd a did anything to BLINDA or her SON ----I'd a CUT HER THROAT AND HIS! I aint to be played with.
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CHRMAINE
9 months ago
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
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BLINDA
9 months ago
Cops was here earlier. My son got h*gh 14 times in a row but Chmaine hit him. Look at my arm. See my arm. She tore up all his supplies. Plus my I say one thing too? She robbed the laundromat where she work at!
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CHRMAINE
9 months ago
If SHE has any cuts on HER arm, it wasn't by me. Cause if I'd a touch her, I'd a cut her MOTHER F**KING THROAT! Ok. I'd a cut your mother f**king throat, b*tch! You and your d*ckhead son! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
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Josephine Fiorvante
9 months ago
I have a white 2018 canary bought new the paint is peeling and cracking
VIN #JTNB 11Hk9J3017439
Toyota Corp. can’t help
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CHRMAINE
9 months ago
Because her son stole somebody's dr*gs---cr*ck-- and sm*ked it up. He got h*gh 14 times in a row. Nobody would take him in!
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LESZEK
9 months ago
In my house, we decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRAS and THONGS as ornaments.
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DICK FACE
10 months ago
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in just under 30 NIMUWINE.
I thought a SERIAL KILLER was a person who kills boxes of CEREAL! Yes.
My mom is SHARON, she use to work at P&G. I went to fight on UFC, I use to be a Borg drone, I dodged my opponent and injected my assimilation tubules into my opponents neck. He made a painful look on his face and I helped him to the ground as he passed out. They rang the bell and disqualified me. The medics watched my opponents skin turn pale. I guess you're not supposed to assimilate your opponents.
I have a 2011 tundra and the clear coat is peeling really bad, love the truck but Toyota has really screwed the pooch on the paint job.
My husband prints a magazine called MULE MONTHLY. It's a DONKEY PORN magazine! He hooks the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their GENITALS so they can get a BONER! He then takes pictures of the donkeys GENITALS. Pretty sick stuff.
I came home and found my husband in bed with our POM-POM WH0RE neighbor. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow.
I come from the year 2151. In the year 2151, we have GRAND THEFT AUTO: 20! In GTA: 20, the missions are: HELPING PEOPLE, GOING TO CHURCH, GIVING MONEY TO THE POOR.
My son missed his FIRST day of work because he said he had plans! MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER aren't plans you degenerate!
I was playing THE WALKING DEAD: SURVIVAL INSTINCT. When Daryl found Merle, Merle wanted his chair, but they just left it on the roof. They never mentioned in the game what happened to Merle's chair! I shut the game off. TOO SCARY! NO MORE WALKING DEAD GAME!
This morning when I opened my Christmas presents, I didn't get the PLAYSTATION 5 I wanted! I got clothes! So I yelled: THAT'S IT! CHRISTMAS IS OVER!! I tore the Christmas tree down and threw it in the road with the lights and ornaments still attached. NO MORE CHRISTMAS!
Tonight is the holy night of SAINT VIGEOUS!
In my family, December 24th is the holy holiday of SAINT VIGEOUS! It's a holiday when my son and I go around sm*lling sexy women's asses and judging whose ass has the sexiest sm*ll! Yeah.
I have a 2019 Toyota Highlander that I bought 5 years ago brand new from the dealership. The car has only 35000 miles on it and the paint on the hood is fading away but itself. It looks dull.
BLINDA told the cops I cut her arm and punched her son. If I'd a did anything to BLINDA or her SON ----I'd a CUT HER THROAT AND HIS! I aint to be played with.
The two lady cops that were here, we done talking about stuff. I came up to my apartment to be by myself and read the bible. Then all of a sudden HER, HER SON, HER SON GIRLFRIEND, they all came up here and tried to jump on me!
Cops was here earlier. My son got h*gh 14 times in a row but Chmaine hit him. Look at my arm. See my arm. She tore up all his supplies. Plus my I say one thing too? She robbed the laundromat where she work at!
If SHE has any cuts on HER arm, it wasn't by me. Cause if I'd a touch her, I'd a cut her MOTHER F**KING THROAT! Ok. I'd a cut your mother f**king throat, b*tch! You and your d*ckhead son! Your mother's a b*tch, that's why she gave you up for adoption! Ya, my mother raised me! Stupid and a b*tching-ating!
I have a white 2018 canary bought new the paint is peeling and cracking VIN #JTNB 11Hk9J3017439 Toyota Corp. can’t help
Because her son stole somebody's dr*gs---cr*ck-- and sm*ked it up. He got h*gh 14 times in a row. Nobody would take him in!
In my house, we decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRAS and THONGS as ornaments.
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in just under 30 NIMUWINE.