I was watching that GREMLINS movie. When that Gremlin jumped out of the Christmas tree to attack the mother and the tree came crashing down, I turned off that movie! too scary of a film. NO MORE GREMLINS!
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ENDICORE
10 months ago
My wife says she's tired of my superiority complex. I told her: It's not a complex, dear. IT'S A FACT! Tonight I sleep in car.
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ENDICORE
10 months ago
I told my wife, I don't just look perfect, I AM PERFECT! Tonight I sleep in the shed.
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ENDICORE
10 months ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something SHE is not! Tonight I sleep in the yard.
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Alison Cate
10 months ago
The paint on my Sideview mirrors for my 2016 Tacoma has started peeling off. I have the inferno orange truck. I purchased the clearcoat coverage to protect the paint and it was put on the side mirrors, but they are peeling really badly..
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Robert Flores
10 months ago
My Toyota is 2018 Metalic grey and it looks horrible with the fading. This needs to be fixed asap!!
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CHICKEN BABY
10 months ago
I was playing the BUOYS AHOY mission in GTA 4. I got too rambunctious with the boat and crashed it, then I got a message in red letters saying: THE BOAT IS BADLY DAMAGED. I was in shock, my mouth was open with food and I shut off the game. I still get nightmares with the message saying the boat is badly damaged. Too scary of a game. NO MORE GTA 4.
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
As you know, I take my family on VIDEO GAME VACATIONS, via GTA games or DEAD ISLAND GAMES. This time I'm taking my son hunting! I powered up my PS2 and put in CABELA DANGEROUS HUNTS! My son gave me the finger and left. F**KIN' ASSH0LE! I pitched a tent in my living room and kept my PS2 on for 3 days, pretending it was a real hunt. Even though in the game I got mauled by a bear, it was cheaper than a real hunting vacation. Yeah.
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MATT DUMBASS
10 months ago
My gun jammed again! I have the front part aimed at my face while I pull the trigger to see what's wrong.
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C JOHN MCFAGGOT
10 months ago
I've had this dream for years now, I want to watch my son BANG A FOOTBALL PLAYER! I hired a quarterback named BUTCH MCDICK to sleep with my son, but my son refused, he said he likes women. I snapped and yelled at him: GET IN THE BED WITH BUTCH MCDICK AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
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LESZEK
10 months ago
In my house, we decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRAS and THONGS as ornaments.
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BEAN BUCK
10 months ago
I thought at the end of A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Scrooge died from a LETHAL INJECTION after being convicted of RAPE and MURDER!
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Ensign MaChaCha
10 months ago
When the order to OBANDO ship was given, an annoying alarm went off, and purple DILD0'S popped out of the ships deck and a white substance started spewing.
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VIDEO GAME NERD
10 months ago
I went to the V.A., the Veterans affairs. I told them I played every world war 2 call of duty and medal of honor game. I deserve Military benefits. They punched me in the face and threw me out. I played all the war video games. I'M A G0DDAMN VETERAN! I SERVED MY COUNTRY!
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
My family wanted a vacation to LOS ANGELES, so I powered up my ps4 and put in GTA 5! They moaned and b*tched: calling me a CHEAP F**K! So I went alone. I used Michael DeSanta home as my place to sleep, I used my sleeping bag in my living room to pretend it was a real vacation. I went to relax in Vespucci beach, went to the top of that maze bank skyscraper, I went sky diving. After a week I turned off my PS4 and came on home. My wife calls me a RETARD. So I call her a F**KING JEW RAT!
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
My wife says I need to get a life because I take VIDEO GAME VACATIONS! I visited LIBERTY CITY, SAN ANDREAS, VICE CITY, and now DEAD ISLAND GAMES. I recently went on a VIDEO GAME EXPEDITION on DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE, I searched for the missionary in the flooded jungle and I found the ancient base.. It was a fun vacation: SAFER and CHEAPER!
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
I told my son, we're going on an expedition! A VIDEO GAME EXPEDITION to the missionary in the jungle in DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE! My ASSH0LE son refused so I went alone for a week expedition. I turned my PS3 on and played DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE as my vacation expedition. I traveled the flooded jungles until I finally found the ruins of the missionary. My wife calls me a RETARD and a CHEAP F**K! Well, I call her a C*NT!
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
My F**KIN' family to go with me to my video game vacation to DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE when I powered up my PS3. I went alone for a whole week, leaving my PS3 on to pretend I was sleeping on the island. I relaxed on Pearl beach, enjoyed the water falls, explored the biosphere. When the week was up, I turned the PS3 off and came on home. My wife calls me a RETARD and a CHEAP F**K. They wanted a real tropical vacation.
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Evan Schachter
10 months ago
My 2021 Tacoma has always been a Florida truck, never exposed to salt/harsh winter environments and always parked in a garage; as of recently I've noticed significant rust forming along the top of the windshield seal where the roofline begins. Paint has not been chipped or damaged by degree yet rust is forming from the underside of the metal which is not acceptable for a 4 year old vehicle. For reference I also own a 1991 Toyota pickup and have no similar rust issues on that vehicle despite being 33 years old.
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EL CHEAPO
10 months ago
My poo poo kicking family won't join me on any of my VIDEO GAME VACATIONS! This week I put in DEAD ISLAND: RIPTIDE. They didn't come with me to the Banoi island and they didn't join me on Palanoi island either. It was a fun tropical vacation. I relaxed on Pearl beach, where no zombies were at. I pretended I had a camp at Kiwi camping, I explored the Yagari waterfalls. It was a beautiful vacation when I avoided the zombies. Again, my wife called me a RETARD. Why? playing DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDe was safer and cheaper a vacation.
I was watching that GREMLINS movie. When that Gremlin jumped out of the Christmas tree to attack the mother and the tree came crashing down, I turned off that movie! too scary of a film. NO MORE GREMLINS!
My wife says she's tired of my superiority complex. I told her: It's not a complex, dear. IT'S A FACT! Tonight I sleep in car.
I told my wife, I don't just look perfect, I AM PERFECT! Tonight I sleep in the shed.
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION, something SHE is not! Tonight I sleep in the yard.
The paint on my Sideview mirrors for my 2016 Tacoma has started peeling off. I have the inferno orange truck. I purchased the clearcoat coverage to protect the paint and it was put on the side mirrors, but they are peeling really badly..
My Toyota is 2018 Metalic grey and it looks horrible with the fading. This needs to be fixed asap!!
I was playing the BUOYS AHOY mission in GTA 4. I got too rambunctious with the boat and crashed it, then I got a message in red letters saying: THE BOAT IS BADLY DAMAGED. I was in shock, my mouth was open with food and I shut off the game. I still get nightmares with the message saying the boat is badly damaged. Too scary of a game. NO MORE GTA 4.
As you know, I take my family on VIDEO GAME VACATIONS, via GTA games or DEAD ISLAND GAMES. This time I'm taking my son hunting! I powered up my PS2 and put in CABELA DANGEROUS HUNTS! My son gave me the finger and left. F**KIN' ASSH0LE! I pitched a tent in my living room and kept my PS2 on for 3 days, pretending it was a real hunt. Even though in the game I got mauled by a bear, it was cheaper than a real hunting vacation. Yeah.
My gun jammed again! I have the front part aimed at my face while I pull the trigger to see what's wrong.
I've had this dream for years now, I want to watch my son BANG A FOOTBALL PLAYER! I hired a quarterback named BUTCH MCDICK to sleep with my son, but my son refused, he said he likes women. I snapped and yelled at him: GET IN THE BED WITH BUTCH MCDICK AND TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!
In my house, we decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRAS and THONGS as ornaments.
I thought at the end of A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Scrooge died from a LETHAL INJECTION after being convicted of RAPE and MURDER!
When the order to OBANDO ship was given, an annoying alarm went off, and purple DILD0'S popped out of the ships deck and a white substance started spewing.
I went to the V.A., the Veterans affairs. I told them I played every world war 2 call of duty and medal of honor game. I deserve Military benefits. They punched me in the face and threw me out. I played all the war video games. I'M A G0DDAMN VETERAN! I SERVED MY COUNTRY!
My family wanted a vacation to LOS ANGELES, so I powered up my ps4 and put in GTA 5! They moaned and b*tched: calling me a CHEAP F**K! So I went alone. I used Michael DeSanta home as my place to sleep, I used my sleeping bag in my living room to pretend it was a real vacation. I went to relax in Vespucci beach, went to the top of that maze bank skyscraper, I went sky diving. After a week I turned off my PS4 and came on home. My wife calls me a RETARD. So I call her a F**KING JEW RAT!
My wife says I need to get a life because I take VIDEO GAME VACATIONS! I visited LIBERTY CITY, SAN ANDREAS, VICE CITY, and now DEAD ISLAND GAMES. I recently went on a VIDEO GAME EXPEDITION on DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE, I searched for the missionary in the flooded jungle and I found the ancient base.. It was a fun vacation: SAFER and CHEAPER!
I told my son, we're going on an expedition! A VIDEO GAME EXPEDITION to the missionary in the jungle in DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE! My ASSH0LE son refused so I went alone for a week expedition. I turned my PS3 on and played DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE as my vacation expedition. I traveled the flooded jungles until I finally found the ruins of the missionary. My wife calls me a RETARD and a CHEAP F**K! Well, I call her a C*NT!
My F**KIN' family to go with me to my video game vacation to DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDE when I powered up my PS3. I went alone for a whole week, leaving my PS3 on to pretend I was sleeping on the island. I relaxed on Pearl beach, enjoyed the water falls, explored the biosphere. When the week was up, I turned the PS3 off and came on home. My wife calls me a RETARD and a CHEAP F**K. They wanted a real tropical vacation.
My 2021 Tacoma has always been a Florida truck, never exposed to salt/harsh winter environments and always parked in a garage; as of recently I've noticed significant rust forming along the top of the windshield seal where the roofline begins. Paint has not been chipped or damaged by degree yet rust is forming from the underside of the metal which is not acceptable for a 4 year old vehicle. For reference I also own a 1991 Toyota pickup and have no similar rust issues on that vehicle despite being 33 years old.
My poo poo kicking family won't join me on any of my VIDEO GAME VACATIONS! This week I put in DEAD ISLAND: RIPTIDE. They didn't come with me to the Banoi island and they didn't join me on Palanoi island either. It was a fun tropical vacation. I relaxed on Pearl beach, where no zombies were at. I pretended I had a camp at Kiwi camping, I explored the Yagari waterfalls. It was a beautiful vacation when I avoided the zombies. Again, my wife called me a RETARD. Why? playing DEAD ISLAND RIPTIDe was safer and cheaper a vacation.