Dear Fiend: You probably know how rare Tour chicks are to begin with, in all their sweet-talking, appointment-making, fundraising glory. And frankly, no one knows if they look like th hind end of a boar when they get cold-called by one of these non-profit gold miners. But let me tell you, OUR Tour babe deserves some special recognition, and we at WTP intend to get it for her. Jennifer is not only smart, articulate, and quick on her feet: she is also "kind on the eye" if you know what I mean! First and foremost, she is a brunette. Second, she isn't like a lot of female office chair jockeys who sound as sultry as Chrissie Hind [never mind, a little Pretenders reference] but require the "extra wide barcolounger on wheels" and a customized Ladies Room with the 50-inch doorway. No, Jennifer is all woman and just enough to make our Tour spokesmen "dot their I's and cross their T's with extra care, cause they know Jennifer is there." And finally, those shoes with the Argyle fabric on the sides are SO HOT, my wife had to run out and get herself a pair. Come on now, if that isn't something for the scandal rags, I don't know what is! Okay that's enough of a test. JUST SIGN THE DAMN PETITION SO I CAN SEE IF THIS WILL WORK FOR BECOMING AN INDUSTRY SHILL!!!