Friends, Family & Random Ex-Boyfriends That Dumped Me,

Wouldn't you love to wake up in the morning and go to a job where you drink wine at 10 am and talk about pop culture, life and celebrities? Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb get to do that everyday on the fourth hour of the Today show. 

Come sign this petition to show them that you want to send little ol' me to share a glass of wine with them on air. Let's petition for a chance for a regular yoga pants wearing mother with spit-up on her to get all dolled up and drink some vino with some crazy ladies for just one morning of her life. I'm not selling anything, promoting a product or looking to get anything more than a glass of wine and some fun conversation with two insane women.

All you need to do is add your name and we'll hopefully get one step closer to getting their attention. Either that or they might think I'm a stalker and get a restraining order. I'm willing to take that risk.

To find out more about me and my goal to be on Kathie Lee and Hoda, check out my blog - Martinis and Minivans - at www.martinisandminivans.com