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please!! i just want to feel safe and protected, this would ensure my safety and good faith
Get my Boi Sam a Segway, that way he can be a REAL mall cop
Get this man his Segway
Get this man a Segway!
get cho segway bro
He must become the next Paul blart
Get this man a segway
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give the guy a break and hook him up with the wheels he needs man
please!! i just want to feel safe and protected, this would ensure my safety and good faith
Get my Boi Sam a Segway, that way he can be a REAL mall cop
Get this man his Segway
Get this man a Segway!
get cho segway bro
He must become the next Paul blart
Get this man a segway
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give the guy a break and hook him up with the wheels he needs man