"The weinus king loves all. He respects all who have a large weinus, and pities those poor souls who do not."

As a peaceful Satanic Weinus acolyte, my life has been disrupted by those who wish to put me, and my religion down. I am asking for full recognition as a loyal religious follower. The Church of the Satanic Weinus is a peaceful organisation, and we are simply asking for a small amount of recognition. Can you help us with this?