For too long this tory government has been taking from the poor and giving to the rich. It's time to stop this once and for all. With your help we can bring them to justice and restore the balance. This has gone on for too long. We are demanding that the government stops spending money on things like border patrols and TV licences and spend it on important things like jails and drugs. We demand that the government takes half of everything the most rich people earn and redistribute it to the poor so that everyone is equal. After this has been done, people will move to a new housing development on the Thames where all the houses are the same, to promote equality. Black with white, old with young, rich with poor, this development will be known as "Equality Street". Finally, we insist that the government relocate to a new building, as the current one is too old and big and sends out the wrong message. On top of this, all members of parliament must cycle to work to promote healthy living and cure obesity. Together we can make this happen. Please sign.

Thanks,

Milo Digby