Ban Garfield from existence
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For many, many, years Garfield has been terrorizing the locals of American by killing them for Lasagna. We MUST stop him at once before we run out of people and Lasagna in the USA!
Reasons for Petition:
1. In 2012 Garfield was caught shooting Odie with a Gun
2. Garfield hates everyone
3. Garfield tried to stab me since it was Monday
4. Fieldgar is bad
5. Yes
6. He gunned down some Gangsters in New Orleans with an M16
7. I hate lists
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